“Steve Raglan” bitch you ain’t fooling anybody 😭
ok some of these are wrong and bad but im giggling sorry
water LOVES to be boiled btw. when you see water boiling its jumping for joy
fuit gummy i put it in my tummy hell yes fruit gummy i put it in my tummy
Thoughts and Feelings #3
That's it, im going commando.
My pen scratched with gale force as I signed the damned document. How eager a young nipper I was to join the Navy. My dream was to see their one-man band perform in the band stand from the comfort of the grandstand.
To hell with it all! I say, since the war ended and maritime radios weren't so used, the swelling spies have been out of business.
'May Day, May Day!' I cried, into the gale-force winds. I dare confide my jolly sailor's cap unfixed from its jaunty angle, and unseamed me from the knave to the chaps! I digress, perchance.
I looked up then down then all around, what was a jolly giant doing in a place like this? As swift as a butter knife I Dove into the water (Not to say we were anywhere near the cliffs of Dover! Oh how I do like to be beside the seaside...) Alas, I go on a tangent.
I write here now, on the back of a sperm whale, an enemy of the state. Deserted, deserter, what's for dessert?
Insanity is setting in. Judging by the position of the sun I can see it's nighttime, around 9pm non-army time I will set my sights on the horizon, an outlaw. I will swim with the fish and yell Sayonara to my old life.
Thanks for reading Not my best work, I saw Depeche mode last night and forgot to take any of my autism meds. But I felt like posting
@10kspoons the founder of the feast
the ten commandments
- thog don't caare
- if it sucks hit da bricks
- play the cards i'm given
- pobody's nerfect
- this mess is a place
- fuck it we ball
- it's so over
- we're so back
- what if the world was made of pudding
- there is good in every day
HES SO!!!!!!!!!!!!! HES SO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Things that could go wrong in the fnaf movie (all of which I'm terrified will happen)
- Henry Emily is not mentioned, shown, or referenced in any way
- Evan/The Crying Child & the Bite of 83 is not mentioned, shown, or referenced in any way
- The fact that the animatronics are haunted and trying to kill their murder (William) is not discussed, revealed, or explored
- Vanessa is in this movie solely to be a love interest for Michael
- (Assuming this is the events of fnaf 1) the movie doesn't take place in the 1990s/possibly early 2000s
- Michael isn't miserable/depressed enough
- William isn't the co-owner of the entire company of Fazbear Entertainment, and is instead some lower position, following orders from higher up
- Phone Guy's night 1 message isn't heard at least partially, if not fully
#no if michael has a love interest at all i will be so disappointed#let him be a sad wet puppy in peace!!!#but also keep in mind matthew lillard did say it will most likely be a trilogy so they have alot of chances to get certain stuff right#fnaf#fnaf movie#michael afton#william afton#josh hutcherson#matthew lillard
can't believe romanmencken died because roman cried while reading out the eulogy at his father's funeral and mencken got so turned off that he could barely look at him anymore
November 5, 2020:
- Supernatural makes Destiel canon after 12 years and immediately "buries your gays" by sending Castiel to Super Hell
- Putin is rumored to be resigning from his position as the president of Russia
September 8, 2022:
- Twitter hosts a Tumblr Sexyman Tournament that accumulates large attention upon reaching the finale, with Sans the Skeleton of Undertale beating Reigen Aratake of Mob Psycho 100
- Queen Elizabeth II of England dies, ending her 70-year reign
April 4, 2023:
- The long anticipated Barbie movie is given a trailer, sparking an influx of memes formatted to the movie's promotional posters
- Former U.S. President Donald Trump is indicted on 34 felonies following years of pushing to have him criminalized for various crimes and misconducts
October 27, 2023:
- The Five Night's at Freddy's movie releases in theaters
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