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they cant arrest you if you pay for the items you steal

Reblog to save a life

Don’t  take this risk. PLEASE READ.

Hey, this is a rather more serious and darker post than usual.

But I need to get this around as quick as possible.

If you’re familiar with the crazy  things going on the internet, you will be aware of the ‘Blue whale game.’

This game has been spreading everywhere and if you don’t know about it then oh boy, you’re in for one hell of a god damn ride. This stuff is straight out inhumane so strap the fuck in.

I’m gonna warn you though, this topic has something to do with suicide and other things related to that. If you are uncomfortable with that sort of stuff then I suggest you ignore this post. But, honestly, if you can handle this and get over it, then i HIGHLY suggest you read through this entire post because it could save you or your friend/family member’s life.

Anyways. On to what the game is about.

A person will be randomly called, the number that is calling is

*(31) 99778-9305*

DO NOT CALL OR ANSWER THIS NUMBER. IT WILL LIST YOU AS A PARTICIPATING PLAYER FOR THE BLUE WHALE GAME.

IF YOU DO, THIS WILL HAPPEN:

The number will text/call you and give you a list of challenges after you give it information.

The challenges seem simple at first, but if you resist to complete them, they WILL give out all your info that you have passed on for them to possess forever.

Now..this may seem just unfair, but guess what?

The last and final challenge is SUICIDE.

I believe there might be a previous round that has something to do with hurting yourself (Cutting wrists, legs, arms, etc. I once saw a picture of an arm with a whale cut into it. blood everywhere.)

Yeah, that’s right.

If you do not KILL YOURSELF, THEY WILL RELEASE YOUR INFORMATION.

130 MINORS. IN RUSSIA ONLY have been believed to have killed themselves, while other sources say that 15 have died and 5 have been stopped.

This shit can scar either the entire family, their friends, or the person who attempted to end their life if they were stopped.

THIS SHIT NEEDS TO STOP. IT IS INHUMANE AND NO ONE SHOULD TAKE THEIR LIFE.

If you are depressed and/or suicidal, PLEASE. DON’T KILL YOURSELF.

Call a local suicide hotline or get some therapy! You can get through this, YOU ARE STRONG.

Please repost and/or reblog this, it needs to get around the public of Tumblr.

Haven’t heard of this but fucken hell that’s scary

okay so theres an episode of whats new scooby doo where the gang goes home on valentines day, and i guess the studio really wanted to avoid the implication that daphne and fred were sleeping together because daphne and velma live together and fred lives with shaggy and scooby 

but that attempt at avoiding anything risque backfired spectacularly because now it just seems like daphne and velma are a comfortably domestic couple and fred is trying to learn how to live with his boyfriends over excitable and really hungry great dane

It’s far cuter like this anyway.

OOOOOOOOOOOOH SNAP

CANON

i don’t have a source for this just a gut feeling, but doesn’t everyone in the gang call him “freddie” at some point? which would imply that the entire gang is poly and dating

If any group in pop culture is poly, it’s definitely the errant kids from the 60s with a groovy hippie van

Things my brother has said to me since I’ve come out

Bro: You can’t say you’re pan if you’ve only dated cis-boys Jess..

Me: Then you can’t say you’re straight since you’ve never had a girlfriend

Bro: touche…

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Bro: so you like girls?

Me: yep

Bro: so youre gonna get a girlfriend?

Me: maybe

Bro: NOW I GOTTA COMPETE AGAINST YOU TOO?? 

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Bro: wanna bet on who kisses a girl first?

Me: sure… $10?

Bro: okay

Me: sweet…cough up the money because i already kissed three

Bro: WHAT?? WHO?? you whore…No but seriously who because we only have like 2 lesbians in our school….

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Bro: I SWEAR TO GOD IF I HEAR ONE MORE PUN ABOUT YOU AND KITCHENWEAR IM KILLING YOU

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Brothers friend: so your sister is pan?

Bro: yeah?

Friend: what’s that?

Bro: basically she’ll date anyone

Friend: think she’ll date me?

Bro: ew no, dude she has standered still..

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Bro: so…how was narnia?

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Mother: i dont want you going to (insert friend)’s house because you’re pan and they are too

Bro: shes 18 mom AND you had no problem with it before jess was out

Mother: yeah but-

Bro: and they’re both girls so its not like even if something DID happen she wouldn’t get pregnant or anything

Mother: yeah but-

Bro: just let her hang out with the one friend she still has

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Bro: *is complaning about something* Thats so ga- OH MY GOD IM SO SORRY IT SLIPPED

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Bro: *shows me a picture of a girl* do you think shes hot?

Me: ew no

Bro: I AM TRYING TO GET YOU A GIRLFRIEND STOP BEING PICKY WOMAN WE LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF NO WHERE THERE ARENT THAT MANY OPTIONS 

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Me: *is complaining to my brother about this dude on campus* -anyways hes so not my type

Mother: but youre pan and ‘youre attracted to everyone regardless of gender’ so you dont have a type

Bro: thats like saying because i’m straight i like every girl mom…she can be pan and have types you limp lettuce

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Bro: do you think grandma will freak out when she finds out you’re queer?

Me: hopefully

Bro: sweet…..can i tell her??

Me: no?

Bro: dammit…

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Bro: *is playing COD online in his room* Guys seriously stop saying the F slur

Bro: Seriously i dont care about your kill streak, i will shoot you

Bro: NO SCOPE! I warned you!

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Bro: you know what my favorite part of you being pan is?

Me: what?

Bro: you’re no longer grandmas favorite…now i get all the money/food

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Bro: aw fuck

Me: what?

Bro: what if you get a girlfriend one day and she breaks your heart? i can’t punch a girl! 

Me: no thats okay-

Bro: HOW WILL I DEFEND YOUR HONOR???

Royal Jordanian Airlines’ compelling ad shows what it’s like to be Arab on an airplane

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Worlds of Possibilities

Villager loves shorts! They’re comfy and easy to wear!

This was fun to think about. What character/stage combination would you want to see? :)

Mexico legalized same sex marriage too! #LoveWins

first world people better share this im looking at yall

i read an article about how straight women using the term girlfriend makes it really difficult for the rest of us and all the comments are straight women complaining and telling us to just ask girls straight up if they’re into women, as if that couldn’t get us killed or the shit beaten out of us, but do go on, straight women, about how hard it is for you to choose your language a little more considerately

This reminds me of how salty my grandma got when my mum told her how ‘gal pals’ refers to lesbians now. She made sure to tell us how livid she was that “‘The Gays are stealing all our words!” Sorry Hillary but there’s nothing you can do to stop me and my gal pals from nabbing up all the words. Soon you’ll have no words left. I guess you’ll just have to shut up then huh

The hilarious thing is is that wlw started using gal pals ironically bc the straights kept calling girlfriends in actual committed relationships gal pals….like hey maybe if you didn’t invalidate our relationships we wouldn’t need to steal your shitty lingo and make fun of it!

hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

I will reblog this every time it crosses my dash.

People who don’t get this infuriate me

He will dismantle the abuses of our corporate overlords

I made a comic about every comment thread under any content involving a fat person existing. Ever. This counts as my inktober #1 because I spent way more time on it than I should have.

Never not reblog

The people when I had on rainbow pants and stunner shades. Aren’t all fat girls supposed to hate themselves.

I just thought that was the world’s most powerful hotdog

News Anchor in my area loses it over a Fat Cat that likes to swim.

I don’t know what’s funnier, how she said physical activities or the snort.

I love how she gradually loses it. She gives it her best try and then you can just hear where her composure starts breaking down.

If I have a pet invertebrate and a guest of mine is afraid of it, I’ll move the invert’s container to another room across the house. If that’s not enough to make them comfortable in my home, we’ll just hang out somewhere else. It’s fine. I understand.

But if you say some shit like “I hope that dies, I want to kill it”… fuck you? You’re not welcome in my house, you’re not welcome in my car, you’ve proved yourself to be a cruel and inconsiderate person, and you’re not invited to my goddamn potluck, Helen. 

Actually genuinenly enjoying my customer service job sometimes

Customer (calling from Ireland): “Yes hello, I would like to -”

Sheep in the background: *gentle baa*

Customer: “Uh, sorry, what I want to do is -”

Sheep: *slightly more insistent baa*

Customer: “No, not now! -cough- Excuse me. I have a reservation and -”

Sheep: *VERY LOUD ACCUSATORY BAA*

Customer: “Arnulf! Please be quiet, I am on the phone! … Sorry, I sincerely apologize on behalf of Arnulf.”

me: “I love and forgive him.”

Customer: “Don’t, he doesn’t deserve it. Anyway, I’m calling about -”

Arnulf: *small, very self-satisfied baa*

I still love this lol

no nonbinary person should ever feel obligated to say that they’re aligned with a binary gender. your gender does not have to be described in relation to binary genders, nor do you have to feel more closely connected to one of the two.

no nonbinary person should ever feel obligated to abandon their nonbinary identity because they align with one of the binary genders, either. not even if your gender is immensely aligned with a binary one.

Yeah, I see a lot of shark positivity posts on my dash these days and I really appreciate that. But I think something is being left out of the message so I’m just gonna say that:

Please support sharks, but please, for the love of god, give them the respect they deserve when you do so. YOU ARE NOT HELPING THEM BY ENCOURAGING PEOPLE TO SWIM RIGHT INTO THEIR JAWS.