If you don’t strategically eat your food so that the last bites to go in your mouth are the tastiest look at your choices

🌊 s u r f i a n a 🌊

life is so much better when nobody knows what you’re up to

— Don’t give up. (via suspend)

did you fall from heaven bc so did satan

men really be in their mid 20’s & 30’s projecting their unresolved issues on women lmao go to a fucking therapist bitch

how am i sensitive and a bitch at the same time

please serve her she is very hungry she walked an hour just to get here she has 8 children

they’re just confirming that she wants 4

Most important lesson I learned in the past year is, don’t let anyone turn you cruel. No matter how badly you wanna give the world a taste of its own bitter medicine. It’s never worth losing yourself over.

— Jonathan Safran Foer (via timbllr)