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Anyways x2

I know I posted some of these but here a version without text.

Further explanation: here

Little ascii creatures are so so good and important

"Literally just don't eat, that will solve climate change"

… farming actually reduces carbon dioxide in the atmosphere and turns it to oxygen. The Corn Belt in North America produces more oxygen than the Amazon Rainforest in the month of July.

Indigenous land keeping traditions? Sustainable farming methods? Homesteading? Letting wildlife overtake pristine lawns? Too ghetto for the elites I guess!

Aight. I’m going back to being a hunter gatherer. Watch out, deer! I have an AK

RUBY BALL DANCE: THE SEQUEL (VACUO)

This time she decided to wear boots to the dance :D

(Also rose-themed Ruby heheheheheheh)

Working on a more explicitly Christian story is funny because this means every time I zone out in church I start automatically worldbuilding the horrors like hmmmmmm we're talking about praising God but also this scripture could be a good inspiration for a water-based eldritch being

another piece for the "shadow is bad with technology" collection

Can I just say that I greatly appreciate how all the Christians of Tumblr have coagulated into one big group (despite being vastly outnumbered on the site) and at this point even have enough cohesion to achieve relative notoriety and nobody else on the site knows what to do with us

💀 soul eater 💢

Lawyer: How would you like to handle the custody agreement?

Parent: I want my wife to take one of my infant daughters to the UK and I’ll take the other one and we will never see each other again.

Lawyer: You want to fucking what?

My buddy lives in China so when the sun is setting for him, it’s rising for me. So, naturally, I sent him this

@tzarina-alexandra

the sun literally sets and casts a golden hue over everything every single day and we fucked it all up and invented paying rent

An old Italian man lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden; but it was very difficult work as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

Dear Vincent,

I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like wont be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days. Love, Papa

A few days later he received this letter from his son:

Dear Pop, Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried. Love, Vinnie

At 6 am the next morning, FBl agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son:

Dear Pop, Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best could do under the circumstances. Love, Vinnie

Jeff I am BEGGING YOU to change your name

i think it really says alot about you as a person which winnie pooh character you stanned as a child

new tag game write your zodiac and which winnie the pooh character your fave was in the tags this is for science