They are studying us in petri dishes
Friendly reminder!! it's hot soo..
DO NOT CONSUME THE ORB
THE ORB IS NOT EDIBLE. IT WILL NOT GIVE YOU INTELLIGENCE. IT WILL GIVE YOU THE SHITS
love is in the air? wrong. Jumpluff
What's the best Pokemon for killing terfs?
all of them 🏳️⚧️🌈
People in Splatoon are genuinely funnier than I could ever aspire to be
WAIT that poll I just reblogged reminded me of something. do you guys want to hear about the time I got hit by Every Status Affect At Once
Sounds radical, tell us.
OK. so. keep in mind that mere moments before this happened I had just fallen Several Hundred Feet into an Evil Hole and had only been saved by Guinevere seconds before hitting the ground. (no offence to Guinevere tho. she was a legend for that.)
I was stumbling, disoriented and still vaguely terrified, through the wretched hole, when the following events happened in quick succession:
- I accidentally bump into a Girafarig
- the girafarig immediately uses Confusion on me
- I become confused
- I then step on a Raichu’s tail
- the Raichu immediately hits me with Spark, thus paralysing me
- a frosmoth pulls up out of fucking Nowhere, presumably specifically to freeze me with Blizzard
- the frosmoth is swiftly joined by its weird Robo-Moth brethren, who both burns AND poisons me for good measure
- I fall from the ledge I was stood on several feet to the next level
- as my vision starts to go black, a jumpluff gently drifts into view
- it looks me in the eyes, then uses Sleep Powder, likely in attempt to put me out of misery
- I awaken an untold number of hours later feeling like Absolute Shit
and you know what? that was only the second worst thing to happen to me in the Hole.
...what's the first?
Jumpluff really just said Nighty Night
bubblepda
i fuckign queued this and forgot abt it and got scared cuz i thought i was hacked or smth. anyways happy june eleventh
polaroid-anon
reblog while its still true
nilcrush-deactivated20180803
ABSOLUTELY ICONIC
splatoon heritage post
The side of Brassius and his home life the game did not share with us
OMG CHERRIM CUP
