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askrikkaiandhyotei asked:

...Minific of Ren pranking Tetsuo with Ise’s help

asknarashikari answered:

“REN! COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE FUCKER!”

Everyone looked up from what they were doing as Ren burst out of the forge, Ise on his heels as the bladesmith charged towards them, whose hair was standing on end, holding up a large hunk of tools that seemed stuck together.

“Wah! No, Daishinji-san please don’t kill me!” Ren cried as he hid behind Touma, who caught Ise as the dragon jumped into his arms, crying in fear.

“Eh? Daishinji-san, what’s going on?” Touma asked the other Rider as he held Ise protectively. Mei had moved to Touma’s side, whispering comforting words to her son, while Kento and Rintaro surged forward to keep Tetsuo from lunging for the ninja cowering behind him.

“Daishinji-san, please calm yourself!” Rintaro said as he and Kento braced themselves to keep him from breaking out of their grip.

“What could he have done to get you so riled up anyway?!” Kento asked him.

“This gremlin...” Tetsuo pointed at Ren with anger in his tone, “convinced your dragon to electrify all my tools! They got magnetized and now they’re all stuck together like this!” He showed them the screwdrivers, pliers, and hammers that were stuck together. “How can I do my work if I can’t use my tools?!”

“I’m sorry! I didn’t think it’d be that strong!” Ren whined. “Sento-san told me it should just stick them together for a bit!”

“Wait, you got this idea from that guy?!” Tetsuo growled. “The mad scientist?! Really?!”

“I’m sorry! I really am!” Ren cried in contrition, only to yelp as Tetsuo let out a roar at him as he pushed against his captors.

Rintaro and Kento were sent sprawling to the ground and Tetsuo hefted his hunk of tools into the air. Mei’s eyes widened as she exclaimed, “Daishinji-san what are you going to do?!”

“I’m going to teach this brat a lesson, now step aside so I can throw this at his face!” he warned, sending the hunk of tools flying.

Ren screamed as he ducked behind the much taller Touma, who pulled Ise and Mei to his chest to cover their faces. The projectile passed through the spot where Ren’s head had just been, before it smashed into the wall and the tools fell onto the floor, no longer stuck to each other.

Everyone gaped, terrified at the Swordman of Sound, as he went to gather his tools and marched back into his forge. Before he closed the door behind him, he glared at them and growled, “Don’t mess with my stuff again. Are we clear?” They all nodded at him shakily and winced as the door slammed shut.

Ise let out a low whine, and Touma soothed the dragon by petting through his mane. “Jesus Ren, what the hell were you thinking?” he asked.

“I didn’t know he would be that scary...!” Ren shuddered. “I’ll never ever do it again...!”

askrikkaiandhyotei asked:

Minific idea: This Time, Touma meets Daiki... who is being beaten by Rintaro for trying to take his wonder books and Tsukasa shows up again with his eclairs, prompting Rintaro to punch him (bonus points: Tsukasa and Daiki still insist they aren’t a couple)

Sorry I couldn’t fit Tsukasa in :P

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Saber headcanons part 6: Driving!

I honestly believe that the only one with a license is Mei, Kento and possibly Ogami-san. So this will be funny.

Touma: Never got his license. Hasn’t even attempted to get it do to having no interest or reason to do so. He’s fine with walking everywhere or taking the bus (and always relies on Mei for a ride if he has a book signing outside of the city). He doesn’t even have a motorcycle license! However, he has been interested in and thinking about getting a license after obtaining Diago Speedy. (Just don’t tell Terui, Shinnosuke, Rinko, Hikawa, Kagami, Ichijo, Gotou, or even Kiriko that he’s been riding Diago Speedy without a proper license!)

Mei: Totally has a driver’s license because of her job. She sometimes has to travel to Tokyo or to the countryside depending on what’s she’s assigned to do and how seriously the deadline for a draft is taken. Even thought she doesn’t seem like a good driver, she’s actually surprisingly competent when it comes to driving. Not only does she find it fun, but she also is really good at paying attention while jamming out to the radio. Has never gotten into a fender-bender but can sometimes become a speed demon when in a hurry.

Rintaro: Mei helped him get a license after he expressed his desire to learn and get one. He finds it interesting that driving a vehicle is very different to driving the Gatriker. He takes learning how to drive very seriously as it can be very dangerous if taken lightly. When driving, 100% of his focus is on the road and the cars around him. Actually a bit scared of getting into an accident, but tries not to let it show. Despite following laws and making sure he’s safely driving, he always ends up driving at least 5 miles under the speed limit. Has even gotten pulled over a few times for going too slow.

Kento: Has had his driver’s license for a while now since he thinks it might come in handy one day. Took an online course first before attending a short driver’s course. Ended up failing his first attempt, and barely aced the second. Can be a very calm, competent driver unless you suddenly cut in front of him (especially without using a blinker). Surprisingly, he has bad road rage. Very scary road rage. Like, the kind where he’ll seem calm on the outside, but is still 30 miles over the speed limit and tailgating the person that just cut him off.

Ogami-san: Is one of those “has a license but never uses it” people. So he’s super out of practice. Only got it to impress his wife. If he’s ever asked to drive though, he’d always try to get out of it by making an excuse. If he’s ever forced to drive anyway, the person with him better pray. He can’t even drive out of a parking lot without almost crashing the car. The younger swordsmen found this out the hard way and never asked him to drive them somewhere ever again.

Daishinji-san: Got his license due to Ogami-san forcing him to get one with him. Turned out to be handy whenever he wants to search for materials or ideas. Sometimes if he just wants some peace and quiet, he’ll even go out for drives, though this is very rare since he’s super busy. If he ever gets into an accident, it’s never his fault. He ends up being the victim of many fender-benders due to other drivers not paying attention or dozing off. Being the person he is though, he hates having to deal with such a situation and would rather offer to fix/pay for the other person’s car to be fixed and drive away.

Ren: Thank goodness this boy has no interest in driving. Even if he did, I don’t think the others would ever allow him to drive.

askrikkaiandhyotei asked:

Riders react to: Touma on a sugar rush

asknarashikari answered:

Well... after a Rider who forgets he wasn’t dead anymore (Takeru)

one who trash-talks like a sailor over video games (Emu)

one blows stuff and his husband up for funsies (Sento)

one who walks around talking about becoming a King (Sougo)

and one who manages to turn a whole press room quiet with one joke (Aruto)...

Touma going coo-coo when on sugar sounds depressingly normal doesn’t it?

Anonymous asked:

Since we saw Lion Rintarou and Dragon Touma. Could we see Hedgehog Kento?

I knew this was coming lmao.

askrikkaiandhyotei asked:

Imagine this: after befriending primitive, it turns into a tiny dragon Team Saber has to take care of

Imma adjust the timeline a bit so it happens after Kento’s emo phase is done and the Northern Base peeps are all reunited

And yes, I’m calling Kento being Calibur his emo phase, sue me.

askrikkaiandhyotei asked:

Minific idea: Touma hands Kento back his original sword

Fuck when this happens in canon it’s gonna destroy me utterly 😭

askrikkaiandhyotei asked:

Then: Sento has a dream that causes him to unconsciously knock his musclehead out of bed

asknarashikari answered:

Ryuuga stirred when he felt movement beside him, blinking as he groggily woke up. “Wha-What time is it-”

He groaned when read the clock above the bedroom door. It was barely three in the morning, way too early even for someone like Ryuuga. What had woken him up anyway...?

He felt the blankets shift beside him, and he only had to turn a little to see Sento, still fast asleep, mumbling under his breath. “L... let’s start... the experiment...”

Ryuuga couldn’t help roll his eyes. Of course the scientist would dream about one of his experiments- the man lived to satiate his curiosity and little else. He wondered what sort of shenanigans Sento was cooking up in his head- he hoped it wasn’t the kind of experiment he could replicate in real life. Because chances are he’d end up being Sento’s guinea pig.

Sento suddenly shrieked, his entire body jolting in motion, his arm stretching out and catching him by surprise. Ryuuga yelped as he fell off the bed, but his still-dreaming husband simply rolled over to the spot he vacated, muttering nonsense that Ryuuga couldn’t make heads or tails of. And, most oddly, a tuft of Sento’s hair curled up of its own accord, defying the laws of gravity.

“Geez, this guy...” Ryuuga sighed, pushing him back onto his side and getting underneath the covers again. He kissed Sento’s brow. “I hope you get to blow up all the things in your dream because we can’t have you doing that in real life too.”

Sento, eyes still firmly closed, mumbled out, “Shut up... musclehead idiot...”

Ryuuga just suppressed a chuckle and settled back onto his pillows, falling back asleep before he even knew it.

(But of course, Sento did blow up all the things come morning, because who is Sento if he doesn’t make things explode?)

Main riders and their partner have a double date with other main riders' couple.

asknarashikari answered:

That is a terrible, no-good idea that will only end in a ruined night for everyone concerned.

You know how in Detective Conan, Shin’ichi/Conan is said to be a “murder magnet” because he always happen to be right there when someone gets murdered? And how it becomes even more unusual when his friend Heiji is with him too?

It’s the same with Riders. Whenever they congregate, things go to hell real quick. They’re trouble magnets. And it just escalates the more of them there are.

miharusilver asked:

I love little Ise's adventures with all the different Kamen Riders! I kinda want to see some of his with Marvelous in Super Sentai....

asknarashikari answered:

Oh god, heavens no.

There is no way Touma and co. are letting their child near a pirate, much less a Sentai pirate, because of how much chaos ensues when Riders and Sentai meet. They don’t want Ise to accidentally fry someone and then get in trouble not only with the Sentai, but also with ~~Nana~~ Mama Emu!

askrikkaiandhyotei asked:

Ise attacking Ankh (you decide why)

asknarashikari answered:

Ise probably was trying to play with him and Ankh scared him with his Greeed arm. Poor thing got shocked and immediately went on the offense, and next thing you know a birdman got beaten up by a baby dragon

askrikkaiandhyotei asked:

Minific idea: Aruto discovers birds nesting in Isamu’s hair, thinking its a nest

asknarashikari answered:

How would this even happen I know some birds are dumb but they can’t be that dumb right?! *wheezes*

askrikkaiandhyotei asked:

Funny Bookstore OT4 headcanons?

asknarashikari answered:

They realized they had a bit of a conundrum on their hands when they can’t put Ise up in his own room, but they also wanted... privacy. Fortunately for them, dragons weaned pretty fast and Ise did get his own room soon enough
Touma would sometimes get story ideas in the middle of eating and he’d get so lost in his thoughts that he forgot he was eating at all until someone would reach over and snap him out with a well-placed dope slap.
The boys once had the brilliant idea of training in the apartment when it was too dreary to train outside. Needless to say, Mei was not pleased about the state of the apartment when she returned from work that evening.
Rintaro will hog the bathroom if given the opportunity, and likes soaking in the bath for a really long time. He has to go last in the evenings and with the door unlocked so Touma or Kento can get him out if he falls asleep in the tub... again.
Tetsuo does his covering-face-with-arm thing a lot around them, deeming them too sickly sweet with each other around him. (Although, secretly he’s really happy for them, and doesn’t really mind the PDA at all.)

askrikkaiandhyotei asked:

Minific of the Bookstore Ot4 after their first night together

I hope you don’t mind me combining these because I’m way too embarrassed to even write the first one... I don’t even know why after what I’ve written before...

I think a big reason people hate Ren is because they read his yelling fits as whining, which I honestly. Never read that way myself. It's easy to forget that this guy is actually going through grief right now because he looks like some child having a tantrum and it's funnier to go haha annoying baby man 😈 than to actually like, Try To Understand Where he's coming from. A person he obviously admires a lot and presumably cares for just died in front of him and now even the Cult he's in is in shambles. He doesn't have Calibur's words, he doesn't have whatever trust Calibur's put upon Touma and he can't even trust Touma right now. Not just because Reika told him grr traitor but because this guy is indirectly the cause of Kento's death in the first place, and now he's trying to convince Ren with the words of Kento's killer and he obviously won't have any of that shit. Kento didn't die years ago or something it was like. A week earlier. He's still angry and the one person we can assume he'd talk about his feelings to is the person who just died.

Also I feel like this isn't just an issue of misinterpretation or whatnot, because the show itself has a little problem with how they wrote Ren and Kento. Maybe I wasn't paying attention (which if that's the case then ignore this part entirely LOL) but Ren and Kento didn't really have any moment beyond Ren going "Kento is strong!!", and we didn't even get to learn what Ren's definition of "strong" even is. From the context clues all we have is a vague idea of it being power, in a sense. The show mostly talks about Ren and Kento being a good duo but never shows it and especially to the detriment of Ren's character, because now all he's saying sounds incredibly one sided when the show is trying to say its a mutual respect at the very least. I can't blame the audience that much when Ren is framed like this and barely has anything about him explored (yet).

For now I just really really hope we get more in depth stuff about Ren. Maybe show how much Kento meant to him really. He has a lot of character development potential which is sort of why I like him so much and I hope So Very Hard they actually pull through with it. Like really all jokes aside the way he's so flawed right now can make him one of the best characters later on. This is how Ren stans can still win.

Tldr: Ren definitely represses and has some major attachment issues (I swear I'm not projecting)

askrikkaiandhyotei asked:

Snowball right between the Saber Riders (plus Mei and Sora)

asknarashikari answered:

Aw, that would be so cute!

Ryo would of course be on his son’s side, being all dramatic about taking snowballs to the face for him and teaching him how to aim for the most vulnerable parts (read: pull down pants and shove snow into them)

Ren, the ninja, would hide up trees and throw snowballs at everyone from his perch laughing like the adorable gremlin he is

Mei would be screaming the whole time, hiding behind her much-taller boyfriends and using them as human shields. Said boyfriends retaliate by carrying her like a log and dumping her into a snowbank, and boy is she pissed

Tetsuo lets his crazy side out after one (1) snowball to the face and everyone scrambles for cover as he pulls a Squidward in that one episode of Spongebob

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Saber ep 28!

Ok, so I think this episode was more of a “half” recap episode, “half” canon episode. Which honestly I really enjoyed! And I don’t usually enjoy recap episodes. But it felt like a really nice breather.

You have no idea how damn excited I am for next week

rinastray asked:

Kento singing to bb!Primitive Dragon to get him to sleep/calm down? (Thoughts of Kento singing lives rent free in my head because Ryo Aoki was in Tenimyu)

asknarashikari answered:

Oh, he was in Tenimyu? *mentally updates list of Kamen Rider actors who have been in Tenimyu*

We also got to come up with a name for baby Primitive Dragon. I’m open to suggestions. (No, we’re not naming the dragon Ryu/‘Dragon’, people.)

Anyways...

Yes to Kento singing lullabies to his precious dragon baby, rocking him in his arms when he’s still small and light enough to be carried, completely absorbed in his son. He won’t notice that Touma, Rintaro and Mei are peeking into the room recording the whole thing while crying about how cute it was and how pretty Kento’s voice is... basically they go full simp over lightning hedgehog swordsman