Lunar Poppet

This is correct and no I will not take criticism pt 3

*in the beginning of their friendship*

Lois: honey I think you need to make some friends

Jon: I have a friend his name is damian

Damian: *in the distance* NO IM NOT

Jon: he’s just saying that

*months later at the justices league satellite *

Kara: Jonny do you have any friends?

Jon: of course I do

Kara: who?

Jon: *points proudly at Damian who is on Jason’s back punching him in the head*

Kara: that one?! Jonny come on

Jon: he’s my best friend

Damian: DAMN RIGHT I AM NOW TODD GIVE ME THE COOKIE!! PENNYWORTH MADE THOSE FOR ME

*bonus*

Clark: I’m glad our boys are friends but uh bruce aren’t you gonna handle your boys?

Bruce: *walking away from the situation and mumbling about he’s too old for this shit and should have stopped at one kid*

(gently places lookup figure supersons into ur hands)

Hey y'all why are writers always cold?

...why?

They're always surrounded by drafts!

How many mystery writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh god.

How many?

Two! One to change the bulb, and the other to give it an unexpected twist at the end!

What do writers have for breakfast?

Coffee?

Synonym buns!

Where do all the struggling writers live?

How are you coming up with all these?

Where?

Writer's Block!

What do writers suffer from each spring?

(I've heard a lot of them over the years.)

Allergies. Next question.

you were close; A case of allegories

Why are writers always in great shape?

Circular prose

Nope! It's because we're always running out of ideas!

Did you hear about the famous writer who turned out to be a fraud?

I did not

His life had it's prose and cons...

Why is editing a better job than writing?

It's more rewording?

Correct! I am out of jokes. :(

Kristoph and Klavier, ages 16 and 7

the two genders

I have been reading some Tim’s early Robin stuff, and there are more Tim and Helena team up that I aspected. I’m not complaining tho, love these two 🫶🏻

the thing about bruce wayne is that like most parents he's too obsessed with stewing in his guilt over having ruined everything to even begin to fix anything. which makes him a little unbearable because who is bruce wayne as a character if not a martyr. it also makes jason todd a little unbearable because he can't get over his shit because bruce can't get over his either. which leaves them stuck in a perpetual cycle of being the most miserable fuckers of all time. compels me though

dick grayson in battle for the cowl

oof

I just think Dick and Tim deserve to gang up on Jason and give him a swirlie for being a brat sometimes.

*returns from the dead with content for a completely different fandom* sup ✌️😎✌️

he was on my to-draw list for the longest time fr

sum long overdue timmy doodles from when i tried reading the red robin issues

You guys I just realized that what I’ve always wanted out of werewolf fiction is a story where lycanthropy isn’t a purely human condition

Like this dude wakes up from his wolfbender and his room is full of all these fucking chickens from local farms that he initiated into his pack. They all start clucking and crowing at the moon and when it’s full they all transform into these tiny little weird bipedal wolves with wings.

I don’t remember making this post but it’s going around again and I’m losing my shit

Imagine becoming a werewolf because you got attacked by a fucked up chicken

A wildlife rehab centre discovers that one of its patients is a lycanthrope when the full moon hits and their wolf transforms into a slightly different wolf.

Hello cursed eldrich children, I'm dad!

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[wip] this bitch again

"Why are you so obessed with found family?"

I watched this as a kid and internalized it for forever

Lilo and Stitch really said "This is my family. I found it, all on my own. It’s little, and broken, but still good. Yeah. Still good." And i still live by that

a family can be your gay uncles, the best disney prince, and your parole officer