Emily

Abandoned honeymooner’s resort in the Poconos, PA

whatever at least I give good head

I like hearing “I want you to come” instead of “you can come if you want”

my nasty ass was confused bc i thought this was about busting a nut

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ITS JULY YOU HEATHANS

I am a heathen in the most literal sense and I say JULYOWEEN

Now this?

This isn’t anything I’ve ever seen before.

I wish I lived there.

Heat index was 110 degrees so we offered him a cold drink. He went for a full body soak instead

he accepted ur cold drink!!

How can your body replicate the feeling of falling from high altitudes in a nightmare if you’ve never fallen like that before?

I don’t know but I don’t like this post.

What if your mans kink was to have you talk like a cowboy

“ lissen here I reckon you better gimmie the rootin'est tootin'est NUT this side of the rio grande”

i freaking hate this site 😂

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Stfu 😭😭😭

get you a girl who kisses you at red lights

Lol and rubs your neck while you drive 🤗

And gives you neck while you drive 🤗

Makes you both crash and die together 🤗

yeah ima workout after class

I don’t know how you running with that big dick

u wylin my g

I am insecure and sensitive and I ruin everything I love

Come get this dick-fil-a

I’m tired of y'all reblogging this every Sunday

i do bad things because i listen to music with swears 

A group of rough looking boys walked past me today and all I heard of their conversation was “he’s got that anxiety disorder bro so I went with him so he’d be more comfortable” and it made me realise the world isn’t all that bad

#this is team skull

The pet store I worked at had a pen with rabbits near the front door. On every side of the pen were huge signs saying “You can pet me, but don’t pick me up!” One day two absolutely huge guys came in and one immediately reaches into the pen to grab a rabbit. Before i could say anything his friend grabbed his arm and asked him “did you see the sign?” He said “yeah! it says that you can pick them up but don’t pet them!” Then he went quiet for a moment and softly said “I didn’t read it right did I?” And his friend just puts his arm on his shoulder and said “its ok, i know you’ve got that thing where words get mixed up. Let just pet these cute lil shits” And I still haven’t gotten over that interaction.

I was walking my dog through Boston bc he likes the likes car rides. He’s a little thing tbh we call him short and long. So this huge scary man with a full beard approaches me like “hey can my buddy and I pet your dog? He gets nervous around dogs but your’s is so small I think it’s a good place to start.” Ofc I was like “yes he’s very friendly!” So this guy brings his equally big friend over and they sit on the floor while this man looks terrified of my tiny dog so big man number one asks “can I pick him up?” And i say yes so he picks him up and puts him on man number two’s lap and man number two is abt to freak out and his friend straight up just goes “hey man, it’s okay just relax I’d never let anything hurt you. He’s a good boy.” I’ll never forget it ever bc I know that man looked at me (5'3 , glasses, probably wearing a sweater vest) and my dog (kinda goofy looking little thing) and was like ‘ah yes the two least intimidating living things I’ve seen in Boston all day he’ll feel relaxed around them’ and went out of his way to help his friend. It makes me so happy

A good post, pure.

Another adorable story has been added.

can I have these posted right under the politics section in the newspaper? I feel like we need that kinda positivity rn.

Well i’m not telling him he can’t be an astronaut. [video]

Never apologize for your giant dogs getting overexcited, if I get taken down by a 100 pound mass of fluff then that’s how I go.