punksedits-deactivated20200705
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tom riddle: hey sir can you tell me about horcruxes, one of the darkest most evil kinds of magic there is?
slughorn: sure! wait, you're not mega evil, right?
tom riddle: pfft no
slughorn: of course not, dear boy! now let me explain in excruciating detail what a horcrux is and how to make one, purely for your information
hp ch ; narcissa malfoy
Look like the innocent flower, But be the serpent under it. — William Shakespeare, Macbeth
Sirius: Why aren't there adult-sized playgrounds? Like, everything is the same as a kids playground, but bigger. Why do we not have those?
Remus: Theme parks. Just-theme parks.
James: But you have to pay for theme parks
Lily: That's the adult part.
Sirius: Son of a bitch.
minerva, aged 21: gosh, i’m so excited! i’m going to be working with the great albus dumbledore at hogwarts!
minerva, aged 60: albus, please stop bewitching snowmen to throw snowballs at the first-years, they’re all too scared to leave their dorms now
lightningtrio-deactivated201808
hermione granger ;
no, harry, you listen, we’re coming with you.
that was decided months ago – y e a r s, really.
She met Harry’s gaze with the same hard, blazing look that he had seen when she had hugged him after winning the Quidditch Cup in his absence, and he knew that at that moment they understood each other perfectly, and that when he told her what he was going to do now, she would not say ‘Be careful’, or ‘Don’t do it’, but accept his decision, because she would not have expected anything less of him.
@caradocdearborn asked hinnyor jily
Anyone got a hot take on Gen Z students at Hogwarts?
nemracoelc
Me, a new professor desperate to connect w the youths: and so expelliarmus will ‘yeet’ the wand right outta their hand
sleepyamericanteen
THIS EXCEEDS ALL EXPECTATIONS. THANK YOU
ah yes, the forbidden forest, next to the totally allowed forest, the semi-permitted forest, and the you-shouldn’t-go-in-there-but-nobody-ever-listens-to-me forest
@hogwartsonline start of term feast: lightning era characters [1/5] → padma patil
Don’t you look… dashing.
dumbledore: i don’t know how to run a wizard school and at this point i’m afraid to ask
«don’t do the stupid thing»🙄 «but hermione, we gotta do the stupid dangerous thing»😤👐
The golden trio.
