I fucking hate James Tissot’s paintings because in ALL OF THEM there is ALWAYS someone staring right at you, but it’s not always immediately visible. You just feel watched by this mf. Sometimes the little shit is right there at the centre, but others the bastard is just gazing from the distance, it is CREEPY, my guys
STOP STARING AT ME, THIS IS DISCONCERTING AS FUCK
I think this is hilarious. We’ve been caught.
i just read The Scariest post on r/relationships twitter and it was a more terrifying short story than like anything i’ve ever read .
she needs to Get Out Now
“HOW MANY OF YOU HAVE HAD THE HOLY GHOST CUM IN YOU”
If you watch this you go directly to hell
What did I do today? Finished some more icons for my characters, then promptly spend triple that trying to make them all look uniform.
My new favorite Animal Crossing emotion is now Intense.
Intent to kill
I'm a gay vampire you son of a bitch
op you look like someone insulted you and you’re about to say “father shall hear about this”
Are we just not going to mention OP is sonic-for-real-justice
that first map tho… damn
read the asterisk tho…
f u c k
cause everytime we touch we spread the virus and everytime we kiss I swear I might die
Have fun in the war dumbass I’ll be at home fucking military wives
Damn. Good way to get your fucking windows kicked in
shut the fuck up and raise my son bootlicker
All fun and games until someone with 3 confirmed kills shows up at your doorstep with a baseball bat
im not at my house tho, im at yours with your wife
But he’s got shooters all over the world 🌎 even when he’s away
just shot a load in his wife
You ungrateful asshole. My bf might be fighting for your freedom and you’re here mocking him for keeping your pathetic ass safe from the threats of the world. If a war comes to our country, we’re not saving you, you dumbass ungrateful fuck up of a human being.
Your bf is fighting for oil and killing civilians and probably cheating on you he’s a scumbag, which is why I just fucked his mom to make a better son
The fool taunts the hungry dogs but the dogs have their day and the fool becomes a feast
your girl boutta be the feast soon as you get deployed boot boy
World Heritage Post
making this has brought nothing but good things into my life ill be honest
I’m just seeing all these posts about Victorian Kylo! How did i not know you we’re writing this?!? I tracked it down and I LOVED the first chapter! It’s so dark and decadent! Perfection!
Thank you sweetheart!
It was one of those I started and it got a lil buried. I’m really excited now that it’s back because I have SO MUCH planned for it and the scenes I’ve pictured are piercingly beautiful
listen my dude…. reagan.
Oh and more than 30k have died our government is underreporting tolls to hide the true figures.
da share z0ne told this guy to shut the fuck up once and its been 11 months and he’s still melting down about it lol
“Resort to the court system” in response to being told to shut the fuck up is the most alt-right frat boy thing I’ve ever heard.
Another clip I animated from the Harry Potter audio books for fun.
(Ps. I won’t animate the Jim Dale version. Stop asking. Half the humour comes from all three characters being voiced by a dry toast British man)
bitches be like *recomsume media from childhood to cope*
*robin voice* S L A D E
Deathstroke: D I C K
Robin: excuse me whAT
Deathstroke: oh sorry I thought we were on a first name basis
Robin: wait. Slade is—
Deathstroke: on my birth certificate, yes
Robin: what the fuck. what the fuck.
Deathstroke: look Dick I don’t know why you’re reacting like—
Robin: you can’t call me that!
Deathstroke: Richard?
Robin: NO!!!
Deathstroke: well what would you have me call you if not your name
Robin: Robin! you call me Robin!
Deathstroke: well that doesn’t seem fair. you’ve never called me Deathstroke once in your life.
Robin: I can’t believe it. you put SLADE on your fucking taxes. your name. is SLADE. you signed your homework. as SLADE.
Deathstroke: if it makes you feel any better I definitely don’t pay taxes
Robin: your mom probably wrote SLADE inside your underwear
Deathstroke: can I get you some water or something
Robin: you went to the zoo and looked for SLADE on the tacky gift shop merchandise
Deathstroke: if you’re done I’d like to get back to murdering you
Robin: WHO NAMES A BABY SLADE
Starfire: Friend Robin, what has made you so angry?
Robin: SLADE!
Raven: well there’s a surprise
Robin: that’s his NAME. his fucking NAME.
Cyborg: wait. you mean like. his NAME name?
Robin: YES. Slade’s name. is SLADE.
Beast Boy: dude
Robin: it’s just SICK
Cyborg: hey Rob have you ever considered uh. googling him
Robin: what?
Cyborg: or looking him up in the white pages
Robin: who?
Cyborg: Mr. Wilson
Robin: who the fuck is Mr. Wils–oh my god
Cyborg: yeah
Robin: oh my GOD. like the–
Cyborg: like the soccer ball from Castaway
Robin: SLADE WILSON????????
Cyborg: THAT’S WHAT I’M SAYING!!!
Robin: ‘Mr. Wilson’ sounds like the name of a divorced middle-aged father of three
Cyborg: Wilson! WILSONNNNN!
Robin: WILSON!!!!
sorry
this was an amazing episode I can’t believe they had to take it off the air due to all the F bombs
LAST ONE I PROMISE
