if u were a booger, I'd eat u first ;)

keeping up with the american elections while not being american like

keeping up with the american elections while being american like

Let’s spread the word

#freshly peeled sheeps

reblogging solely for that deeply unnerving caption

This is called a tactical kiss and it heals your bros when their health gets low

Trap Cover

Lmao y they so mad😂😂

white people have no trouble turning trap songs into boring ass acoustic versions, but its an issue when its the other way around

*comes across a slight inconvenience* me: you know what would solve this ????? death

when you’re on tumblr and your parents won’t stop walking into your room

this is the best day of their lives do u see this

WJAT IS THIS IM HOLLARIBG

fucking doctor trying to tell me i have “radiation poisoning” like it’s something i definitely care about. can i fly or not

#ABOUTUS

kiss me hard before you go

this is the worst ghing i’ve ever seen

“Well that looks pretty cool. Lemme try”