Take 40 seconds out of your day to be immersed in the chicken coop
Well, guess it’s time for Twitter refugees part 2.
Wild social media business strat though: I am going to limit the amount of content users can see on a website that makes money by trying to keep users on it as much as possible. This is a good business plan.
Update: I logged onto Twitter when I heard this news and was on for 8 minutes exactly when it hit this.
So you can hit the limit in under 10 minutes. For a social media site, a terrible business strat. Great mental health tool however.
I’m laughing so hard, this is like if Vegas said you could only play slots three times a day as their new business model. And then, unless you paid them 8 bucks, you’d have to wait a day: if you paid them 8 bucks, you can play slots for just under an hour before you go home, except 10% of those slots are just ads for the casino.
Business boy strikes again.
Resident Evil 4 Remake (2023)
the way the top gif could be from a shrek movie and the bottom gifs a final fantasy cutscene
You just made a kingdom hearts cutscene
I know its fun to be like omg twitter is dying lets goooo
but its really sad that we're losing yet another form of human communication and years of information because of another ceo baby manchild. I'm going to lose contact with a bunch of friends i've made because of this and it sucks
my mom got me this little thing and im obsessed with him.... little creature..
I have been thinking. about the creature
my name is pingas parker. i was bitten by a radioactive Dinner and i became YouTube Poop Spider-Man
judge: state your name and age young girl: (with the voice of a trailer announcer) PEGGIE 18
Image of Saturn and some of its moons, captured by the James Webb Space Telescope’s NIRCam instrument on June 25, 2023.
Credits: NASA
I think I'm a lifelong cryptid enthusiast because I'm nearsighted. Like what do you mean the Zapruder film isn't crystal clear. That's how bigfoot would look to me anyway.
I MEANT THE PATTERSON-GIMLIN FILM. NOT THE ZAPRUDER FILM. THERE IS NO BIGFOOT SIGHTING IN THE FOOTAGE OF PRESIDENT KENNEDY'S DEATH. I'M SO SORRY.
You sure about that?
God damn I’ve been Owned…
where’s jack going
to undo the future that is aku
soxy i'm sorry but what the fuck does "crab rangoon is a food thats an animal" supposed to mean
i bet u feel so stupid rn. theyre grazing
She was being a little too quiet and I turn around to find her dead asleep like this
Update:
H...huh??
THINGS BLUE
Oh my god wait I gotta check somethin
THAT THINGS BLUE !!
Green cat, meet blue bunny.


