https://www.younow.com/AmazingPhil/152009155/105763/c8ba2bo8/b/January-19,-2017

He's adorable

True

Me: So do you have a Tumblr?

Friend: Wait isn’t that a website we’re you post stuff like nature and poems?

Me:

So I found this caterpillar on my way to class

We’re bros

I named him chicken nugget

Aaaa he’s turning a duller color… I hope he’s alright

So apparently chicken nugget is a spicebush swallowtail and they turn yellow before they pupate. He was making little silk things everywhere Bruh this caterpie is going to evolve to metapod today my boy isn’t messing around

update hes entirely yellow now

i made him a tube room

hes crawlin all over the place checking it out

its happening

False alarm he moved a bit This guy

??? caterpie doesnt evolve into kakuna

whats he doing

its happening part 2 For Real This Time

chicken nugget using those advanced tactics balancing my man doesnt do anything halfway

i put on some tunez for him so he can get into the metamorphazone

sorry for keeping you all in suspense but chicken nugget is doing fine and he has a cool hat now

hes been chillin like this for a couple days 

hes been in cocoon for 10 days now 🎉🐛🎉

let me know how he’s doing soon

HES BUSTIN OUT

im going to sleep, chicken nugget is snoozin and ill check up on him as soon as i wake up

hope he doesnt party too hard 

🐛 💤 💤

hes gone goth hes in his emoteen stage

CHICKEN NUGGET IS A CHICKEN WING NOW BABY WE HAVE LIFTOFF!!!!!

hes’s in a bigger container than the one in the pic now but im gonna let my home boy find his way in the world after he gets used to his wings a little bit

this kid doesnt have a bad angle dang

https://youtu.be/TwpFUQzvRp0

there he goes he’s free and im so proud and a little sad

this was an incredible experience

(thats my family oohing and ahhing in the background)

Why I Think Kiss Me Slowly is About Taylor Swift

Okay, so somebody else here on Tumblr had one of these written up awhile back, but it’s since been lost. In an attempt to clarify this for a friend, I’ll write one for myself. Here’s exactly why I believe Parachute’s song Kiss Me Slowly (written by Will Anderson with Charles Kelley and Dave Haywood of Lady Antebellum) was written about Taylor Swift. Please forgive me if I miss anything! 

Taylor has multiple residences, but her main one is the Nashville condo. The condo building has 18 floors: the lower 4 being studio apartments, then regular condos and the top 2 floors as penthouse suites. Counting from the condo entrances on the amenities deck (just above the studios) up to the top of the penthouse suites would be 14 floors. If you look at the Adelicia from the outside, it would be an easy mistake to make. Also, it’s a given, but Taylor has very pretty pale blue eyes. ;)

These penthouse suites sell themselves on their fabulous views, so being able to see the city lights, moon and streets below all lit up in such a fashion would absolutely make sense if viewed from a high-rise penthouse condo.

Taylor went to high school in Nashville, lived in Hendersonville and has generally called the area home since 2004-2005. She’d definitely be able to drive him down old backroads where she and her friends used to hang out. She actually gave this tour to Rolling Stone a few years ago, so again, it’s logical to assume she’d do the same for a good friend/crush, especially when you take into account that Will had only recently moved to Nashville at that point.

I feel like this is a double reference, both to Taylor’s most recent failed relationship at the time (Jake Gyllenhall) and to her own parents. Back in August 2012, gossip columns broke the story that Taylor’s parents were filing for legal separation. However, they’d been unofficially separated/living apart for at least 18 months (if not longer)…landing us exactly in the right timeline. Basically, I think she watched her parents’ marriage crumble while her own relationship crashed and burned too. Notable is the use of “stood by,” furthering the implication that there’s nothing she could’ve done to keep it from falling apart.

Taylor herself has said that she has a tendency to run away from love about the time it gets serious, as she noted while talking about her song Mine. Interesting lyrics from that song:

I don’t think it’s a coincidence that Mine was written around 2009/2010, which fits the timeline of when the Swifts might have started having significant problems. Also of note: Taylor's relationship with Jake shattered her and it took her quite awhile to move past it. Jake toyed with her emotions and broke it off saying that he needed space, only to keep trying to get back together until Taylor called him on his bullshit and ended it permanently. Basically, Jake walked out on her both symbolically and literally, all the while watching her parents walk away from each other. It’s easy to see why Will is pleading with her to not run away from the thing growing between them, to not give into her well-founded fears that he’d walk away just like everyone else.

Here’s another interesting bit that further solidifies my theory about this: Will Anderson posted this awhile back that he found on his computer (http://willyjanderson.tumblr.com/post/41211590903/found-this-today-was-a-random-thing-i-did-that) of a recording that eventually became Kiss Me Slowly. The lyrics in it are a bit different, but very telling:

This tells me that the girl he’s writing about hasn’t just lost in her own love life…she’s lost her anchor and sense of home, too. As girls, we’re wired to come home to cry to mom after we’ve had our hearts broken, to be indulged and pampered a little while. We expect to come home to open arms reminiscent of childhood and comfort. Coming home needing that comfort only to find your loving parents falling apart before your eyes does something to you that’s hard to explain, but can cause open wounds and permanent scars. Obviously, he sees this wonderful girl that he’s starting to fall for going through an especially dark period of her life and wants nothing more than to hold her close and block out the pain, if only she’d let him.

Will himself said this about it:

Yet another hint that it’s about someone famous and/or well-known (“very specific person a lot of people know”), but also seems to support the idea that the girl in question was going through a difficult time. All of the above, taken with things that have been posted and spotted previously about Taylor’s friendship/relationship with Will Anderson, lead me to believe that this song was written about Taylor Swift. Those are my thoughts, I’d love to hear yours.

Parachute - The Mess I Made Ft. Jennifer Lawrence

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Did they make him itch his crotch on purpose?

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when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

When Russia sends you nudes

So I use to work at a fast food place and I am working the drive thru window where you hand the people their shit, wave em off, and on to the next one - I also have to make the customer’s drinks. We, like most places, have an automated soda fountain that, with the press of a button, fills the cup with soda. It’s very helpful being able to fill up 5 different cups of ice and watch them all fill up simultaneously… pretty satisfying too.

Now to the story. Next car pulls up, its a dad and his daughter. I hand pops his drinks and he’s looking at them oddly. After I hand off the sodas he says to me, annoyed, “could you bother filling these up all the way, buddy?” The drinks fill up automatically, and ever single time, not even a half inch below from the brim of the cup for a couple of reasons. 1.) So when you put the straw in soda doesn’t spurt out, 2.) So when I put the lid on your drink, soda doesn’t come out the sides … but nope. This guy really acted like I was stiffing him here.

What do I do? I give my fakest smile and “wow, okay sorry about that!” ever, and proceed to fill up his sodas to the brim, to the point where the soda is over the brim, barely clinging together from overflowing. Then I put the lids on - of course soda comes out - and the lids are distorted, looking like they’re about to burst from the pressure of the soda they are still retaining within the cup. I made sure to wipe of the sides of the cups. I then hand him the drinks. “Here you go, bud.” He felt accomplished but when I said that I noticed he knew he might have overreacted.

He then goes to put his straw in. Soda shoots out the straw opening, out from the lids sides, and all over his cup holder and car. I had handed off his food to him already so it was pretty glorious watching him fumble around in his bag for napkins while his embarrassed high school daughter bitched him out for asking for more soda. He could have asked for more napkins too as I stared at him - I never closed the window, but he didn’t. Instead he left without another word.

You are one of my favorite humans

Sassy Potter.

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Deadpool should have leaked a fake version of the film where it’s just Deadpool playing with action figures reenacting the entire film.