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5 minutes of racist, homophobic, transphobic anti-feminist Ann Coulter getting dragged on Comedy Central’s Roast of Rob Lowe

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This is live telecasted murder right here

I’m surprised she didn’t just leave

girl got dragged by her hair

I AM SCREECHING

Violated. Her. Entire. Existence.

I will never not watch/reblog/boost the fuck out of this because honestly it’s the closest thing to perfection we have on earth

Bruh her face the whole time. She was so hurt.

This added 20 years to my life expectancy

This is the best thing I have ever seen

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

ask-omnipony:
I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo
I mean it’s a goddamn hat.
Right..?
The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-
I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…
Nothing ventured, nothing gained…
WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

This post is immaculate

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

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strampunch

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

LOL

This just gets better and better

This is one of my favourite things to look at

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strampunch

holy shit this stuff is back

The Gravity Falls one though

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

WHAT THE FUCK

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

IT GOT BETTER

nukewolf

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

Never not reblog

IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.

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cate-geo

Oh my God, there are so many new ones

Friggin, yis

Always reblog.

IT HAS EVOLVED

The legend marches on…

BEWARE THE MAGIC OF HATS

JDNXHSBSBF

I T ‘ S  B A C K 

a classic meme from when the world was less of a tire fire

ITS ON MY BLOG YESSSS

THIS IS WONDERFUL.

time to bring back outdated memes…

what could possibly go wrong?

eww, it smells like fuckboi

welp, down this rabbit hole we go…

nothing’s happeni-

WTF-

Oh boy, this meme

I wonder if this would work with a wolf hat.

May as well try it.

Please don’t be awful, please don’t be awful, please don’t b-

get wet 4 furry

This is obviously fake

Look, I’ll prove it

Y’all are just acting

Watch and learn

WTFFFFFF

Should…… should I…….

DO IT!

Whelp guess I gotta put on the hat now

Can’t be that bad, I mean what’s the worst a squid hat can do to m-

I̖̝̪̤̠̋͞ ̛̹̱̮̳̭̓̂͑ͫ͐̎ͯ͗͝͡H͇̠͊́̚A̛̓̓҉͙̠V͍̌̏͂ͣͨͭͧ̉́E̸͙̭̣͓̓ͨͥ̿ ̽͗͗ͮ͊ͬͩͥ̚҉̪̗̝̘̟́̕A̴̴̙̝̬̪̞͂ͤͩ̍W͚̣͆ͬỎ̫̝̟͖̝͇ͥ͛ͮ͋K̨̖͓͉̺̫͉̀͗ͪ̊͌̉E͚̲̩̪̘̠͋̈͞N͉͓͕̗̱͒̔ͨͤ͛̓̂ͧ

Holy shit this is getting so freaking better than I thought XD

We've been blessed

Jason: Ugh. I really wish I could just delete people sometimes.
Bruce: Now, you see, that would be murder and we've talked about this.
Bruce: How does being grounded until you're eighteen sound?
Robin!Jason Todd: How does dealing with me 24/7 until I'm eighteen sound?
Bruce:
Bruce:
Bruce: It is possible that I overreacted.

FINALLY!! SPONGEBOB SWEARING WITH NO EDIT! :DDD

CURSED POST

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neilnevins

Fun story. This is how Tom Kenny got the inspiration for the spongebob voice when he heard a small person dressed like a Christmas elf saying this verbatim during a break

Damnnn

Dick Grayson: So how much money do you have?
Jason Todd: 69 cents.
Dick Grayson: Oh, you know what that means!
Jason Todd: *sniff* I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets...
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red-mana

Just a little reminder for JayTim shippers:

● Jason and Tim aren’t related and even Tim stated that Bruce isn’t technically Jason’s dad anymore, as you can see here:

They weren’t raised together or stuff like that so there’s no reason why he should necessarily consider Jason as his brother (I’m not saying that It’s not ok or possible to see them as brothers, I’m just proving a point)

● They overcame their problems and even If the writers didn’t make a perfect job exploring this important aspect of their relationship, there are still some conversations to prove that:

(Oh Gosh I love this panel so much)

● Tim always cared about Jason:

(even in young justice) ● And he still cares (and considers him as his partner):

(”you’re not just the man under the Red Hood” is actually one of my favourite JayTim quotes ♥ Tim is so sweet) ● Jason eventually got psychologically better and started to care about Tim, to see him as a partner:

Just look at the pictures, the ship sails Itself:

● Aaaand It’s not pedophilia because: http://salt-sass-and-lyrium.tumblr.com/post/146304003444/superboyvapes-despite-you-wanting-to-make-me (Sorry I always quote you, I just love your post lol)

SO our ship is perfectly normal and you’re perfectly normal, bye.

This is truth.

sometimes i find myself watching those maury episodes on youtube with out-of-control teens and i’m like
i’m pretty sure it’d be hilarious if we applied Bruce and Jason to this situation
“MAURY HELP. HE’S OUT OF CONTROL. :( :( :( HE’S MY SON MAURY I CAN’T WATCH HIM DESTROY HIMSELF ANYMORE. :(”
“Nineteen-year-old Jason says he has killed over twenty-five drug dealers and will ‘fuck up’ anyone in a fight. HE EVEN BEATS UP HIS OWN FATHER.”
*audience booing*
Jason comes out onstage like “I DON’T GIVE A FUCK WHAT Y'ALL THINK! U DON’T KNOW ME DAD! U DON’T KNOW ABOUT MY LIFE!”
: )

TBH I just wanna talk to someone about Jason Todd

SOMEONE TALK TO ME ABOUT JAY

I will write a book with you about my Jaybird.

Can we just form a Jason Todd support group because darn I could talk about that boy all day long.

*unwanted appearance* Jason? TODD?😻

MY BOY. MY PERFECT SON

I will make this group myself if I have to. Anyone got any ideas?

Who's talking about Jason Todd

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drcgonhide

The mashup you never thought would work

Congratu-fucking-lations.

I would pay so much to have this as a ringtone I’m not even joking.

Why?????

The face I made while listening to this was so visceral I had to draw it before reblogging it

@sillygooseface TORI I’M CRYING PLEASE LISTEN

Well. That was indeed a thing that happened.

(Would’ve been better with a different version of POTO but it’s irrevocably stuck in my head so…eh.)

Holy shit.

....... wow

Dick: *compares skin tone to Jason's* You're pretty pale, Jay.
Damian: *also compares* You really are.
Jason: Yeah well it's kinda hard to tan when you're dead.
Dick: ...
Bruce: Huh. I would have thought the hell fire would've given you some color.
Jason: *throws Bruce across the room*
Dick: how's being roommates with Bruce going
Jason: I don't look to call him my room mate, to cordial. I like to call him the whore that's assigned to live with me.
*Jason and Bruce fighting*
Bruce: I wish you were dead!
Jason: too late!
Jason: I searched everywhere.
Bruce: *sneers* What now, Jason?
Jason: I looked through hundreds of files.
Jason: Searched through my text messages.
Jason: I even searched my wardrobe.
Jason: But I still couldn't find where I asked for your opinion.
Bruce:
Dick: Why do you always wear black?
Jason: I'm in mourning for my life.