Things I wish I could do for Ghost:

-Stop and look at anything he wants to

-Nova bomb doors so he doesn’t have to hack them anymore

-Tell him he does a very good job

You’re so right. How could I ever forget.

All the good opinions coming out of the woodwork today

Things I wish I could do for Ghost:

-Stop and look at anything he wants to

-Nova bomb doors so he doesn’t have to hack them anymore

-Tell him he does a very good job

You’re so right. How could I ever forget.

This piece of art came to me in a dream! At 10:30PM!! Idk what it's supposed to represent. The Voices wanted Something so i Delivered.

Orb please don’t kill me when you look at the groupchat this is a public psa

Please don’t kill me either when you look at the group chat. This has been an extension to the psa.

Many of you, probably: cryptid why is darkest nights the way that it is?

Meanwhile, @luna-light-eclipse in the content box groupchat:

Look i tried to laugh it off, but I haven’t stopped thinking about this message because… my cat literally isn’t green

like where is the green

Oh Christ

This is the color your cat is

colors i eyedropped directly from op's cat

I drew a tree using only colours eyedropped from OP's cat.

every time i see this post all i see is some green alien kitty with antennae so i had to draw it

I originally thought those were supposed to be mushrooms, implying that this cat is moldy

Moldy forest cat

i'm happy y'all made fan art of my cat. i tried to show her and she just rubbed her face on my phone

Pet your cat OP, 50% shot it helps.

the first time I reblogged this, like a few weeks ago, it had like 4,000 notes. why do people keep insisting tumblr is dead

i had a DREAM about the green cat last night. not sure what she was up to but. nice to meet her :)

GREEN CAT IS BACK ON MY DAAAAAASH

We Love Green Cat

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

Chapters: ½ Fandom: Destiny (Video Games) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Osiris & The Young Wolf (Destiny), Zavala & The Young Wolf (Destiny), Ikora Rey & Zavala, Ghost & The Young Wolf, Osiris & Saint-14 (Destiny) Characters: Ghost (Destiny), Zavala (Destiny), Ikora Rey, Osiris (Destiny), Saint-14 (Destiny), The Young Wolf (Destiny), Savathûn (Destiny) Additional Tags: Minor Osiris/Saint-14 (Destiny), Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Game: Destiny 2: Season of the Hunt, Game: Destiny 2: Season of the Lost Spoilers, Mind Games, Angst and Feels Summary:

Five times where the people closest to the Guardian should have noticed something odd, the two times someone realized, and the one time they were rescued

Or: a 7+1 fic of an AU where the Guardian gets taken and possessed instead of Osiris

@orbdotexe HERE

WAIT ORB DIDNT KNOW ABOUT DARKEST NIGHTS??? Oh no OH NO

Here’s an idea: Mermaid Cayde AU

Clovis decides to make some of his exos half robot fish, and Cayde was the prototype. He supposed to be able to control it at will, but, it tends to crop up at the worst possible times for Cayde. Such as in the middle of a battle while he’s with Andal, Tevis, and Shiro. Who proceed to laugh their asses off while Cayde is flopping around on the ground

Also, Cayde has a giant fish tank in his apartment to swim in.

SO AU TIME What if some Ghosts were like, actual reincarnated Guardians? Just imagining Cayde laughing at Andal after he becomes a Ghost because “haha no hands”…then Andal laughs back when Cayde dies and ends up as a Ghost.

Awoken Exo Cayde AU

Aka an AU I screamed at the Content Box @orbdotexe @formallyacrypitd and @luna-light-eclipse about  The gist of it is:  -Cayde ends up stowing away on the escape ship that Mara and Uldren were on, and gets caught up in the whole Collapse thing -Mara figures she can make this loser useful and makes him Uldren’s bodyguard. -Cayde and Uldren end up becoming best friends…but like the kind of best friends who bully and bicker with each other. Uldren keeps calling Cayde ‘stowaway’ while Cayde keeps pranking Uldren.  -Also, thanks to the whole light and dark thing that created the Awoken, Cayde is shinier and glowier than your average exo. And he Awoken just think all exos are like that-until they run into another one and wonder why they don’t shine. -This shine, amusingly enough, nearly blinds the entire Awoken Royal Court, so they end up having to cover Cayde head to toe in matt powder. -Now, while Mara tolerates Cayde’s…eccentircities due to the fact he’s good at his job, and while he does get along well enough with Uldren and Petra, near everyone else in the Reef mistrusts him as an outsider. -When it comes to Guardians, Cayde’s closeness to Uldren ends up coloring his views on them-he doesn’t hate them as much as the Prince, and is more than willing to put on a friendly face for them, he doesn’t exactly trust them.  -Anyways, Oryx happens and Mara ‘dies’. Riven gets into Uldren’s head, causing him to go off the deep end. Cayde realizes Uldren’s lost it, but can’t bring himself to leave his friend’s side. So he sticks with him. -Forsaken happens-gonna say Shiro is the Hunter Vanguard who gets murdered. Sorry Shiro. -Fast forward to the finale of Forsaken. With the Guardian and Petra closing in, Cayde decides to go and hold them off to buy time for Uldren  -It’s brave, but all for naught: Cayde lasts all of what, five seconds before getting killed, while Uldren is eaten by a Wish Dragon, spat out, and shot dead -See though, the Cayde we’ve been following here wasn’t Cayde-6. It was Cayde-5. -Cayde’s grave ends up being found by Sundance. So…yeah. Cayde-6 is reborn That’s what I got so far. Kind of scatter brained, but lemme know what ya’ll think of this!

Another Cayde AU I cooked in the Content Box with @luna-light-eclipse

Hive Zombie Cayde AU

Basically Cayde gets hit with a Hive curse that doesn’t seem to do anything. He goes on with his life, flash coward a couple years. Cayde is dead, they’re having the funeral.

And then he gets up. And people start freaking the fuck out for a bit. Cayde himself included.

Physically he looks like a damn mess. While he’s tried to get some repairs in, his face still looks all scuffed to hell, he still has the wound that killed him, his limbs keep falling off on occasions, especially when they’re in disrepair, and sometimes his eyes will go out. The only ‘upside’ is that he effcitevly can’t die, so he can be in pieces and still be put back together.

Mentally, he’s also a damn mess. Thanks to some slight brain damage and deterioration from being dead, he has trouble remembering things or getting his thoughts together-not as bad as what Banshee has to go through (though Cayde definitely appreciates the advice on how to deal with memory issues) it’s likely bad enough that he gets taken off strike duty, at least until he gets better. Not to mention Cayde’s usual self loathing is gonna be worse-feeling like a freak, feeling useless, thinking his friends think of him as an abomination that needs to be put out of its misery. All that fun stuff.

As for Eris. Well she ends up putting some spells on him in case Cayde suddenly goes evil or gets taken over by the Hive. Him and Eris actually get along somewhat better, owing to them both getting screwed by the Hive.

In combat, Cayde is just…absolutely feral. Grows claws and literally tears through enemies like tissue paper. Has chomped down on enough bad guys that he has bits of guts stuck in his mouth. He tends to black out for a lack of a better term, coming to having just wiped out a whole group of enemies. It’s not uncommon for Cayde to return from a mission covered in gore. Eventually the Vanguard bans him combat baring emergencies, since he keeps traumatizing the Guardians he’s sent along with

And finally there’s ‘Osiris’. Hoh boy. His memory tends to blank out more around him, and people keep saying he’s been talking to him when he doesn’t remember. Meanwhile, Savathun is taking great pleasure in extracting every iota of information she can from Cayde-who, by virtue of being Hunter Vanguard, knows a lot.