some beetles cant fly but they dont mind. they are more armored than agile and in certain situations this is desirable
turns the page of my textbook. what eelse is there to learn
the common ancestor of all current day beetles was a sect of philosphers in ancient greece that took to creeping secretly within the earth as an ideal lifestyle
a new concept: idiot academia
where u have book smarts but have absolutely no common sense
Have you ever worked in a lab because you’re just describing perfectly normal academia
I like to imagine the contractor just accidentally hired a beaver who had wandered into a hardhat.
You don't think matcha is tea????
Matcha isn't a Tea in my humble Opinion.
Matcha is an experience.
The year is 2009, the place is the University of Hawai'i at Manoa in Honolulu, and I am recovering from a still-undiagnosed disease that left me with a 100+ degree for over three weeks, extreme weight loss and permanent Brain Damage. I have signed up for an introductory Art History class because I need an additional Humanities credit.
It's called "The History and Philosophy of the Japanese Tea Ceremony", and for a class I can only sort of remember, it stands out.
Was Elrond in a gay marriage? We don’t know, because it’s none of our goddamn business. … No matter what Elrond got up to, it didn’t effect his ability to perform his job like a boss. And that is to provide travelers with great directions.
reblog if you would also like to be ruled by a well-appointed bisexual elf wizard
Things I like about this decal on a restaurant window: -the insane orange waiter -that he’s carrying his plates in the air like a strongman -the couple looks like this isn’t the first time he’s done this, but it’s easier to just let it happen at this point. -the sign says PASTA as if he’s screaming it like a frankenstein -but he’s holding a plate of an entire chicken and a plate of wine glasses -there’s three wine glasses -one’s for him.
This makes me laugh to the point of tears every time I see it
Fun fact: you can start teaching toddlers bodily autonomy at a very young age by always asking “can I have a kiss” and wait for their reaction
Not so fun fact: they very often do want a kiss and by kiss I mean to lick you on the face
Evidence: my spit soaked glasses and clapping toddler
please remember that I am a Canadian illustrator and it is fucking bizarre to come to me with medical questions
Why would you limit yourself to drawing Canadians?
everyone else unfollow me I want to be alone with arsnof
Why? Oh, crabs can't have any fucking fun anymore?
I will be un cancel culture. Problematic people only
Oh you haven’t sinned??? Oh you can cast the first stone??” Blockt
i will never stop ragging on english but tbh all languages are terrible & i hate them
because the tribes that invaded england and drove out the britons were the angles and the saxons, but the language and land were only named after the angles, there could have been an alternate universe where england was called sexland and speakers of the language were called saxophones. alas, this opportunity has been forever lost.
my grief could drown the depth & breadth of niagra falls actually
#I WILL DRAIN THE GREAT LAKES WITH A CRAZY STRAW I AM. SO ANGRY.
My mom is mad that I'm busy on nights when the local bar has trivia because I know weird facts that always happen to be on the quiz. A few weeks ago she was pissed because they'd missed the question "What is the condition of having two differently-colored eyes called?" and when she told me she'd missed it I immediately said "Oh, heterochromia." And she was so mad. I asked what her team had written. She showed me the paper. They'd written "Bi?"
I made a horrible tea mistake, y'all
I put milk in my tea, like I always do. And then I decided I wanted a splash of lemon to make it special. I, a fool, somehow failed to realize that I had just followed all the steps of how cottage cheese is made.
"Hey, do you want some tea?"
"Sure."
"With or without the pulp?"
