nickiampaynaj-deactivated201601
Obama: U busy?
Harry: I’m shooting a perfume ad..
Obama: Is that the one i smelled on you last night? ;)
Harry: Barack please……………i’ll see you later.
Obama: :D
itsapplauding
I have reblogged this an innumerable amount of times and I won’t stop. The media spreads this false image to its viewers and we wonder why our self esteem as a whole is so distorted. It’s because the images so constantly shoved down our throats is.
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wow
“Of course you don’t look like the girl in the magazine. The girl in the magazine doesn’t even look like the girl in the magazine.”
The Jennifer Lawrence one really scares me.
in a digital age, you don’t need plastic surgery anymore. You just need a good photo shop program.
imagenaryfriend
Harry Potter as a teen comedy…
littlecatlady
maybe the best example of editing can portray a mood, tbh like this is really funny but it’s also just artistically amazing
polaroidxirwin
i literally always reblog this because its soooo good
Source: justaskinnyboy.com
Looks like they could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll: Harry Potter
Looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you: Hermione Granger
Looks like a cinnamon roll and is actually a cinnamon roll: Ron Weasley
Looks like they could kill you and could actually kill you: Ginny Weasley
Could kill you by feeding you too many cinnamon rolls: Molly Weasley
harrypotterthenextgen
I really ship Teddy and Victoire like my life depends upon it, like to the point where i actually get upset when he's shipped with other people haha. I was wondering if you could give me some of your headcanons about them? Who liked who first? How they got together? More assertive one in relationship? Their future careers? How he proposes? Or anything else
Sure thing!
- When Teddy was four years old, and Victoire was two, he thought she the most perfect creature ever, and decided he was going to marry her.
- Fast forward 20 years to when he is 24 and she is 22, and they are actually getting married, and Teddy thinks that she is still the most perfect creature he has ever seen.
- Since Teddy and Victoire are the oldest of the Weasley-Potter clan, they were each other’s first friends, and know each other better than anyone.
- When Teddy left for Hogwarts, Victoire cried for three days. Teddy claims he didn’t cry at all (although his Hufflepuff roommates say they heard some sniffling the first couple nights).
- When Victoire finally got to Hogwarts, they remained best friends.
- They each dated a couple other people during their Hogwarts time, although it was nothing serious. I think they both knew that they were meant to end up together, but were just biding their time.
- They get together the summer after Teddy graduates Hogwarts, before Victoire starts her sixth year. They are goofing around in a little waterfall that’s near Shell Cottage, and had been flirting and playing around the whole time. Before they know it, they are pressed up against each other and are kissing, and suddenly everything is right with the world.
- Teddy and Victoire keep their relationship secret for about a year, because they are worried about what all the Auntie’s and Uncle’s would say.
- Once they are discovered, they find out that the adults had been taking bets on when they would end up together. Victoire is not pleased. (Teddy is secretly overjoyed that they had been rooting for him all along.)
- When Teddy officially meets Bill as Victoire’s boyfriend, he is so nervous that he almost pees himself. However, Bill just claps him on the back and tells him that there is no other boy that he would trust with his daughter with.
- Several years later, Teddy asks Bill for his permission to ask his daughter to marry him. Bill just says that it’s ‘about time.’
- They take a trip to Paris for Victoire’s 21st birthday, and come back engaged. Teddy asks her at favorite cafe, and she immediately says yes.
- They get married on the beach at Shell Cottage, and it’s a small affair. Dominique is Victoire’s maid of honor, and Rose is her bridesmaid. James is Teddy’s best man, and Louis is his groomsman. The only guests are family members and close friends, and although it wasn’t the huge wedding that all the tabloids had been hoping for, everyone agrees that it was absolutely perfect.
- For their honeymoon, they go to France (where else?), but they also spend a few days in Disney World, per request of Teddy.
- Teddy works as an auror for a few years, and ends up teaching DADA at Hogwarts. Unlike the other teachers, he doesn’t live at Hogwarts because he couldn’t stand to be away from Victoire for that long.
- Victoire works as a fashion designer, and opens her own boutique. Teddy models some of her designs for her, so that way she can see how they look on an actual human being. While she is in work mode, she bosses him around (Victoire has always been the more assertive one). Teddy doesn’t mind. (he secretly enjoys being bossed around by Victoire)
- They have three children - Adelaide Nymphadora, Emilie Margeurite, and Remus Daniel. Teddy claims that the girls take after their mother, and therefore are the most perfect girls alive. Victoire says that Remus takes after his father, and therefore is the handsomest boy she has ever seen.
Gabriella: [In a crowd and can't find Troy] This calls for drastic measures
Gabriella: [cups hands and shouts] WHAT TEAM?!
ALL OF AMERICA UNDER THE AGE OF 30: WILDCATS!!!!!!!!!!
Gabriella: ...Well shit.
Your fave is problematic: Ron Weasley
- doesn’t like corned beef
- thought having a pet rat was a good idea
- doesn’t love himself as much as we (and Hermione) love him
same
I’m convinced that all these posts were made by Draco Malfoy
So I just remembered that I had a Harry Potter related dream the other night.
More importantly, I had a Romione related dream the other night.
I dreamed that Rose was like sixteen and she had a few of her friends over and her friends started eyeing Ron, and Rose was finally like “WHAT ARE YOU GUYS STARING AT.” And her friends were like “Sorry Rose, but your dad is fine.” And Ron and Hermione overheard and Hermione just facepalmed but Ron looked kinda flattered until Hermione playfully smacked him on the arm.
I think that’s my subconscious trying to tell me that I’m on Tumblr and I read fanfiction too goddamn much.
Ballerina Michaela DePrince and her boyfriend Skyler Maxey-Wert
I am so ecstatic about this commercial!
Not only is there an interracial couple, which is fucking great as heck, but she’s black. And not like light skinned with straight, long hair. No. She’s dark with natural hair. This is very important. First of all, let me say I’m happy that interracial is not just represented by a black guy and a white girl, but it’s the other way around. Black girls do not get enough love, especially from white guys. We’re always “pretty for a black girl” and never just pretty. And look at her father being supportive of this! He’s tryna make shit happen, but he’s also like “not too much shit”. And it’s her father, of all things. Stereotype shot in the face.
Dark girls! Natural hair! Supportive parents! Interracial couple! Present father! White male and black female!
When car commercials do a better job than all of society.
Ballerina Michaela DePrince and her boyfriend Skyler Maxey-Wert