Want do you call a ghost that isn't cis?
A phantransm
I cannot BELIEVE I didn't say "trantasm"
FUCK
God DAMMIT!!!
That's it I'm retiring from jokes
Isn't that why you're on Tumblr?
MY OWN GIRLFRIEND-
lesbian sex that looks like a big cartoon ball of dust with the occasional leg sticking out and i crawl out of it covered in lipstick kisses and get swiftly dragged back in
Reblog and put in the tags if you’re old enough to remember renting movies from the video store
at the start of every month everyone reblogs some insane poetry that’s like “august has arrived and again I swallow my bones in the burning sun” and every time I’m like damn that makes no sense. but kind of true.
do you think a dude ever had sex with another guy
it might be difficult to figure out. consult the scriptures
these scriptures just have pictures of dudes kissing and groping each other
Penetration, my liege?
not now my dearest advisor i need to read these scriptures
lily pad kitty
Little kitty of the pond
What in the murky green you spy
spy with your little eye
is the future of me so fond?
But you just purr and look my way
I think that means for us to stay
Ben and Jerry’s is dangerous ice cream... capitalizes on the evolutionary human instinct to dig for chunks... before you know it half the pint gone
7ft-tall-shadow-creature
the children yearn for the mines
it would be kinda cool if hollywood being shut down had the side effect (besides hopefully getting everyone better working conditions ofc) of getting some non US movies and shows a bit more of a platform again outside the US, cause why the fuck is there like mostly only hollywood in much of the world, i love the chokehold US imperialism has on pop culture, it's great
this also goes out to everyone being like "waaahh there will be NO MOVIES and NO SHOWS what am i going to WATCH" like girlie, this is a US strike, u have a whole worlds worth of rly fucking good entertainment to watch. ur missing out, get out of ur comfort zone, watch some weird ass local european movie with questionable subs, go watch that thai tv drama, this is the perfect excuse to check out anime if uve considered it "cringe" so far, there is the whole world of bollywood too! and there is so much shit i dont even know about thats out there just waiting for you to watch it and blorbofy!
I will just rewatch Tatortreiniger and Mord mit Aussicht till I die
Die Postillon-Redaktion hat gerade sehr viel Spaß
Sociolinguistics 101:
Dialectology 101
Prescriptivism 101
Etymology 101
Raciolinguistics 101
Semantics 101
Grammatical Tense 101
Referential Inscrutability
Syntax 101
Variable Rhoticity 101
Phonology 101
Classical Philology 101
Language Preservation 101
Sign Language 101
Generative Linguistics 101
Descriptivism 101
Language Acquisition 101
Historical Linguistics 101
Orthography 101
Pragmatics 101
i said 'explain physics to me like youre in love with me' and after a while of quiet he went 'everything sings'. so i get it now
a shark meets a tuna
the shark says "hi, fish"
the tuna says "what should we do, fish?"
the shark says "it's your choice, fish"
the large pen turns to the small pen and says "crayon"
what do you call a cookie under a tree? a shadowy place
what language do you speak in a sauna? swiss-german
no matter how dense you are, Goethe was a poet
the plural of radish is horseradish
what do you do when you drink coke and beer? you collapse
two magnets meet and one says "I don't know what to wear today"
what do CEOs drink? tapwater
I was thinking recently about how "alt" subcultures are so aestheticized now but they used to be much more about your societal views than the clothes you wore or even the bands you listened to, and my brain connected some dots. Idk if this is anything
Yes, this is it! This is exactly it!!
