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Hello There (:

@lumiicriesinthiscorner / lumiicriesinthiscorner.tumblr.com

*attempts to get into coffin and fails as a friend pulls me off and carries me away* // She/Her // send me random asks or anon hate idk // aro, ace, all over the place // a minor // Pacific standard time // check my pinned post to see stuff about me n stuff :)

'Tis I, Lumii and this is my safe haven!

Would you like some coffee? Or perhaps some tea? How about hot chocolate? Why don't you take a seat by the campfire fueled by the souls of my enemies.

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Here's what my blog is made up of:

  • memes
  • interactions with mutuals
  • self help posts and positivity things
  • cursed posts (whether it's a reblog or made by me)
  • gerard way
  • other mcr and band stuff

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I use she/her pronouns

a minor, nsfw blogs please stay away

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BLOOOOGS:

ART BLOG- @lumiisdullcreativity just random art n doodle dumps from time to time (note- it's quite inactive)

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It’s with great pain that I must announce you were devoured by clowns.

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Turn to page 14 to climb into the clowns jaws.

Turn to page 6 to turn around and walk away.

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It’s with great pain that I must announce you were devoured by clowns.

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It’s with great pain that I must announce you were devoured by clowns.

May his memory be a blessing.

Willem Arondéus (22 August 1894 – 1 July 1943) was a Dutch artist and author who joined the Dutch anti-Nazi resistance movement during World War II. He participated in the bombing of the Amsterdam public records office to hinder the Nazi German effort to identify Dutch Jews and others wanted by the Gestapo. Arondéus was caught and executed soon after his arrest. Yad Vashem recognized Arondéus as Righteous Among the Nations.

Their attack, which took place on 27 March 1943, was partially successful, and they managed to destroy 800,000 identity cards, and retrieve 600 blank cards and 50,000 guilders. The building was blown up and no one was caught on the night of the attack. However, due to an unknown betrayer, Arondéus was arrested on 1 April 1943. Arondéus refused to give up the rest of his team.

Arondéus was openly gay before the war and defiantly asserted his sexuality before his execution. His final words were:

"Tell the people that homosexuals are not by definition weak."

From Wikipedia

Master Grimbender's Necromancer dungeon reviews

Average rating: ⭐⭐⭐ 3/5

💎 Danethehero

⭐⭐ 2/5

Barely any loot, too many skeletons, final boss way too easy

🦇 Bat beast

⭐⭐⭐⭐ 4/5

Many dark place to sleep... Many bug to eat.. Very good very good.. Wish bone people were more quiet.. 4 Star.

💀 Skeleton8448576

1/5

Master Grimbender doesn't pay us and our provided weapons are insufficient. Cobwebs in my ribs all the time. Don't work here, serve a witch instead

Response from the owner
Rusty swords are the standard weapon for skeletons across all dungeons. If you had such an issue with your provided weapons you should have taken it up with the Necromancers Council

🕷️ Spider

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 5/5

This place fucking rules I love crevices

Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me.

I know there is a lot of discourse (tm) around this right now but listen to me

sometimes you do just have to lie to children.

If, when my toddler is, you know, toddling around saying “mama? Big ball?”

If I were lean down and say “unfortunately the big beach ball for some reason fills you with such an unadulterated rage that is beyond human comprehension that you scream until you pass out, so mama had to remove the beach ball from the premises until you can better regulate your emotions” she would simply stare at me like I had 3 heads full of equal betrayal.

So, for now, instead “big ball went night night!”

Please understand when I say “removed the ball from the premises” I mean I popped it in a fit of exhausted confusion. I murdered the beach ball.

See I’ve lied to you all too and it was better this way.

you can’t just leave this in the tags etc.

You can’t be funnier then me on my own posts, I’m in tears from laughter