hey guys im making french toast sticks in the oven. I’m gonna take a quick nap wake me up in 5 minutes so i can flip them over

Randy its been five minutes flip your sticks

snnnnzzzzz

gifs brought to you by my need for them last week when i was suffering through exams

Hope so

sometimes i get mad at australian stereotypes but then i remember that my backyard looks like this

IM FREAKING OUT THIS IS MY BACKYARD HOW DID YOU GET THIS PICTURE??????

never mind i just found my brother’s blog by accident

I can’t believe this dude killed their sibling because they found his Tumblr

I can’t believe this

dude killed their sibling because

they found his Tumblr

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

@hellsite-hall-of-fame I remember seeing this post on ifunny in like middle school

die french

die english

the hundred years war 

Searching for my people. Where are you weird little freaks.

We’re still here!

don't let my tits distract u from the fact that i'm not ok in the head

don't let the fact that i'm not ok in the head distract u from my tits

Teens photographed in their rooms 1980s-2000s

the common name "fools gold" for iron pyrite is funnier than we give credit for. imagine scientists discover a new metal and they're like "We're calling this Copper for Idiots"

wanting time to pass because life is hard to deal with at the time vs the never ending anxiety over the passage of time

Decided to contribute to society today, Happy pride y’all! 🏳️‍🌈❤️

I be in my head fighting for my life

u can’t have sex w me i Am completely pixelated down there

Every black girl is so pretty

*reblog if you agree*

Idk I’m just curious. Please reblog if you want

fuck raspberries, they taste like perfume