Give a man a plane ticket and he’ll fly for a day

Push a man out of a plane and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.

I’M OUT

love the implication here that just by saying a scientific formula you cause something to happen like an arcane incantation

give me that carrot

Elon, you truly have outdone yourself with this one.

Bruh did you seriously not go potty before we left the house

never forget what green onion has done for you.. for all of us

when u call for ur dog n u hear the lil pap pap of their feet as they come to u

This is the most wholesome political comic I’ve ever seen.

GO AWF KELLY

wise words

I miss the president THINKING full stop

apparently Lady Gaga is only 5'1 and somehow I feel lied to

look

oh

she literally built a brand on wearing 10 inch heels how the hell did yall not deduce this