The Hunter's Funeral Procession

You can do it! (Throwing a little tantrum along the way never hurt)

This is a special print for patrons this month! ✨

forbidden mario pussy attack

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Yes I’m

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Eh

Tnhk

Tumblr wouldn’t let me upload the video but I let the mice write a tumblr post for me and this is the result :^)

i thought that was just. a regular tumblr post and accepted it

this website has annihilated the turing test

jisoupy

Oh~

Шикардосный арт

Я тут в уголку поподыхаю немного, лады?

Black Friday is such a joke nowadays. “Don’t miss out on 30% off” don’t piss me the fuck off. People used to hit each other over the head for a microwave that’s how low the prices were. People literally died. We used to be a country

Non cooking spray stick

Non spray stick cooking

Non cooking stick spray

- Andrea Gibson, from "Good Light," Lord of the Butterflies

TRUST

I redownload this app for one day once every maybe two months and unfortunately I’m rewarded every time

when I was a little kid at some point I got upset with my parents because I didn't have a crucifix in my bedroom and they did- I was like why do YOU get to be safe from vampires??? you're okay with me getting my blood sucked???? so we took a little trip to the catholic store but the one closest to us was run by a group of nuns that had been moved here from romania. I got a little baby pink cross and this sweet old nun was like 'aww, is this a baptism gift?' and I was like no. I need to be protected from vampires. and she immediately got SO serious and was like 'this is the best one we've got, you'll definitely be safe' and since she was literally from vampire land I was convinced she was like, van helsing. like the whole time my parents had been laughing about how cute my fear was but she literally Knew dracula and was taking my concerns seriously I held this over my parents for so long lmfao

How to Decay Gracefully (ink redux)

No big deal.

omg imagine being born and you are on a spaceship and everyone aboard is sooo so mad at you just because you burst out of some guy's chest to be born. like um sorry i've not been alive before i didn't even know that's not allowed please be nice to me um the spaceship floor is cold is no one going to knit me some little booties i am calling child protective services