BEST. VIDEO. EVER.

carryoncaptainrogers

OK BUT WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY. I DONT UNDERSTAND.

deacytits

I’M FUCKING CRYING OMG

I’ve been laughing at this for so long, send help

lubricates

oh my god Hhahahahah

lukewarmatbest

perks-of-being-chinese

business email glossary

thanks in advance: get this done by the time i press "send"

thanks for your interest: why'd you have to bring this up

would you be so kind: fucking do it

best: i have never physically met you

all best: this conversation is over

all my best: i wish you would die

happy to help: this is the easiest thing in my inbox

i hope this helps: i've done all i'm willing to do

i did a bit of research: i googled it, because you're too lazy to

sorry to chase: answer my email

so sorry to chase: answer my FUCKING email

i am really sorry for being a pest but: i am LIVID that you are ignoring me

please contact my colleague: this isn't my problem

i'm copying in my colleague: this isn't my problem and i am thrilled about it

i'll check and get back to you: i might forget to

i'll let you know when i hear anything: i will forget to

can you check back with me in a week?: i'm hoping you will forget to

per our earlier conversation: i just yelled at you on the phone

great to chat just now: you just yelled at me on the phone

thanks!: i'm not mad at you

thanks!!: please don't be mad at me

thanks!!!: i'm crying at my desk

please advise: this might be your fault

kindly advise: this is entirely your fault

mind if i swing by?: i'm already in the elevator

can you confirm for me: you told me before and i deleted the email

sorry if that was unclear: i think you're an idiot

let me know if you need anything else: please never contact me again

Reblogging to add a direct quote that I used today -

Please respect my work process: just do it the way I told you to and stop arguing with me, I don't care what you think

lukewarmatbest

wigglesfangirl

juneelite

When New Yorkers hear a violin 🤣🤣🕺🏾🔥

This is what I should think when they say “Boys will be boys”

mexicanesecat

Wholesome content~ xD

he really fucked the shit out of that violin

this is what real ny is about tbh

lukewarmatbest

wigglesfangirl

the greatest skill a woman can learn for herself is self reliance

to clarify … so many strong women in my life rely on men. that dependence is dangerous. ladies here are some good ref resources I’ve found helpful on my journey towards self reliance

automobile

plumbing

electrical

home

this list is in no way comprehensive feel free to add on

nerdgul

a lot of ‘man things’ are a lot easier than you think they are. especially considering the fact that most of these things when buying the parts come with directions on the packaging that men usually don’t even look at (and often end up doing it wrong because they were taught by fathers who also did not look at the packaging).

like i recently had to change my car battery and freaked out cause i thought id electrocute myself but turns out new batteries come with directions and its the easiest shit in the world so long as you can lift the damn thing.

so yeah, ladies dont ever feel like a man is a necessity for life, you can do this shit on your own its easier than you think!

jenniferrpovey

When I moved into a room in somebody’s house when in college, the first thing I did was rewire every plug in the place. (Seriously, it was a fire hazard).

I tried to get my landlady to learn how to do it, but she could not get past it being a “guy’s job.”

I did an end run around her, though.

I taught her ten-year-old daughter instead.

(This was back in the 90s when rewiring plugs were a thing).

Refusing to do stuff because it’s men’s work (or, of course, women’s work) is dumb and decreases your survival chances.

lukewarmatbest

epicmurdock

brainstatic

I want a Santa movie where he’s actually Saint Nicholaos of Myra. Three kids run away from home and find a portal to the Council Of Nicaea in 325 AD. Then the kids watch him debate the promulgation of canon law. In the end they return home and tell their parents that presents aren’t important so long as Pentecost is counted 50 days after Easter on the Roman solar calendar and not the Jewish lunar calendar.

brainstatic

And the kids tell their parents the whole story and the dad is like “those kids and their imaginations.” But then he sees a piece of paper in the dog’s mouth and goes “whatcha got there boy? Is that…orders from the Holy See that the schismatic bishop Meletius is to remain in Lycopolis and keep his episcopal title but the ecclesiastics ordained by him must again receive the laying of hands? But…how?” And then he gazes off to the sky and you hear a light jingling of bells and then a voice over goes “Ho ho ho! The baptisms performed by the Paulian heretics are invalid! Merry Christmas!”

lukewarmatbest

my-lonley-owl

mistybox051

Fr? Lemme check this out

ms-demeanor

Here’s the link to all of the free online classes offered by Harvard:

https://www.edx.org/school/harvardx

But TBH I prefer the MIT Open Coursewear approach. Feel like taking a class on the policy and economics of nuclear engineering? MIT’s got you covered:

https://ocw.mit.edu/courses/find-by-topic/#cat=engineering&subcat=nuclearengineering&spec=nuclearsystemspolicyandeconomics

In fact they’ve got you covered with A LOT of their courses, everything from fine arts to immunology.

Have fun :)

WHERE HAS THIS BEEN THE LAST TWO YEARS

lukewarmatbest

desirethepositive

owlmylove

psychic: [reads my mind]

me: Istanbul was Constantinople, now it’s Istanbul not Constantinople

been a long time gone, oh Constantinople

why did Constantinople get the works?

That’s nobody’s business but the Turks

psychic: what the fuck

lukewarmatbest

epicmurdock

dunkstein

I will be 70 years old and I still will never have gotten over the time the Mythbusters used a rocket powered steel wall to - and I use this word as literally as possible - vaporize an entire car into red mist

dunkstein

https://youtu.be/Nl8xTqTUGCY

If you haven’t seen this episode of Mythbusters I feel so bad for you because “What car?” remains to this day as a defining moment of my adolescence and my entire life