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mrs all american

@lukeluvsalyssa

My posts are not mine, they're your moms
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when outer space ends and you’re waiting for carry on to start and you gotta sit through the ocean sounds

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if me and calum were friends

me: hey calum?
calum: what
me: you're beautiful
calum: thanks but you literally just told me that 5 minutes ago
me: yeah i just wanted to remind you
calum: okay
me: [five minutes later] hey calum?
calum: stop
me: damn... asshole... i was just gonna ask if you could hand me that
calum: oh yea sure here [hands me thing]
me: also you're beautiful
calum: i literally fucking hate you
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i’ve been staring at this gif of the rock rolling his eyes for like 5 minutes

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it’s such a perfect eyeroll. like it’s not sloppy or anything. his eyes make a perfect half rotation followed by a quick look of ‘whatever’ in one smooth motion.

and the look directed at the camera right after.

so much sarcasm. so much sassiness. 10/10.

this is my aesthetic.

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me: luke are you and michael fucking luke: no, why? me: your dick’s in his mouth luke: he’s just keeping it warm n safe