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"guess what? i'm not a robot."

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Luka | >21yo | she/they
Content: fandom (Pokemon, DC/Marvel, Sailor Moon, Stranger Things, Steven Universe, etc.), cute stuff, social justice, shenanigans

Reading hitchikers guide for the first time was really funny because it was like ohhhh THIS the writing that every unfunny nerd has been trying to emulate from like ‘00-‘12 . But good.

Douglas adams writing “the ships hung in the sky much in the same way that bricks dont”

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conarcoin

fyi things like insulin, hearing aids, wheelchairs, glasses costing money at all is a form of structural ableism

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conarcoin

disabled people should not have to pay to live their lives like everyone else. and in the case of insulin, disabled people should not have to pay to Not Fucking Die

Ice king is a really good character because they intoduce him and you're like "haha what a freak what's wrong with him" and then the show goes "oh! You want to know? Let me show you :)" and you end up just sitting there like

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can someone fucking linger near the door uncomfortably instead of just leaving. can someone fucking forget their scarf in my life & come back later for it. please

Activists in Tasmania have stuck up more honest promo stickers inside Coles & Woolworths stores, the two dominant supermarket chains in Australia.

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p48hyunah

i can’t remember hearing this on here so

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flatluigi

one of my favorite burns across the entirety of the mcelroy media empire

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balisets

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justin mcelroy: “i’ve gotten to the point–fun, uh, uh, tidbit about my wardrobe is that, uh, my-my in-laws, sydnee’s family, uh, have made trips to tybee island, georgia, for a long time. uh-that-that has been their vacation spot of choice for the past five years or so, and every time they went, they would bring me back a, uh, a [laughs] tybee island t-shirt that they purchased, and since i’ve gone with them, i’ve continued the tradition of tybee island t-shirts. uh, so, i started getting them ironically–like i laugh because her little sister picked them out (she was like six or seven at the time), so they-they may be, uh, not the most fashion forward, but then it turned out that half of the clothes i own say tybee island on them somewhere, along with some of their rejoinder like, uh, uh, ‘it’s five o'clock somewhere!’ ‘this this-this is tybee island’–”

griffin mcelroy: “breaking, breaking southern california news, jesse thorn has burst into flames somewhere and nobody knows why [one other brother laughs] you’ve been listening to ‘take this off!’ starring the mcelroy brothers.”

justin: [laughs] “beach t-shirts relax me now, i don’t know what it is–”

one brother (travis?): “we’re killing fashion one shirt at a time! take that!”

justin: “so sue me, it’s october in west virginia. i like to live on island time every day!”

griffin: “I have spotify open right now on my computer. do you want me to blast you? do you want me to put you on blast? 'cause i’ve got your history right here in the sidebar–'take it back,’ by jimmy buffett; 'nautical wheelers’ by jimmy buffett; 'jolly mon sing’ by jimmy buffett; 'steamer’ by jimmy buffett; 'treat her like a lady’ by jimmy buffett; 'mañana’ by jimmy buffett; 'when salome plays the drum’ by james buffett, 'havana daydreaming’ by jimmy buffett–WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO YOU? [over one or both brothers laughter] ARE YOU HAUNTED? ARE YOU FUCKING POSSESSED? YOU USED TO BE MY BROTHER!” [griffin laughs]

justin, weakly, squeakily: “i had a case of the mondays! i had the monday blues–i was just trying to chase them away!”

travis (?): “i just want to remind people of the concept of this show is that justin makes up one third of the team that is qualified to tell people–”

griffin: “how to do fuck all!”