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just a girl in way too many fandoms

@luka-coffaine

main fandoms: MLB, A:TLA, Harry Potter, Star Wars, Grishaverse, Sjm, anything Ghibli
I used to have an ever-expanding list of the rest of my fandoms here but honestly at this point there's too fucking many to list alsoo
I only recently learned tagging was a thing that existed so good luck
she/her | Slytherin | Aussie

If you could instantly be granted fluency in 5 languages—not taking away your existing language proficiency in any way, solely a gain—what 5 would you choose?

mandarin, japanese, spanish, cantonese and hmm maybe arabic or french

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I'm trying to imagine how Harry told Hermione and Ron he forgave Snape

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Harry: so like Snape's actually nice
Hermione:...
Ron:..
Hermione: Harry, he harassed you for 7 years
Ron: not to mention that quidditch incident
Harry: before he died, he said I had my mother's eyes
Hermione: everyone says that Harry
Harry: yes but he had a crush on my mum and she didn't like him back
Ron: so?
Harry: I'm gonna name my kid after him
Hermione: Harry no
Harry: Snape 5ever

being on tumblr is just cozy... you know what i mean? instagram and twitter is all flashy and loud but tumblr is as cozy as my bedroom with scented candles on a cold November night

Oh the sweet sweet feeling of finding a fandom niche catered to your most passionate interests and exploring it for hours… Op is spot on with 'cosy' it's like this warm feeling in your chest that makes you want to scream into the void but in a good way cause you're surrounded by things you adore and people who love it just as much as you

the ringbearers all have a psychic bond and Galadriel & Elrond & Gandalf use it to chat and share ringbearer memes and part of the reason they figured the one ring was lost was bcos they never had any contact from it but actually Gollum and Bilbo just never realised the Ring had any powers beyond making them invisible so they never logged in to the chat but then Frodo came along and was like ‘oh sup?’ 

and so he got access to thousands of years of ringbearer chat logs and Gandalf was like ‘Frodo. if you value our friendship. do NOT look in the nsfw channel.’

gollum: has access but doesn’t ever participate because he’s busy fapping it to the nsfw channel and hoping nobody notices it after sam got the ring that one time and accidentally looked into the NSFW channel: nope. nope. nope. none of you are free of sin. throw that bitch in the fire frodo and let’s go back home to the quiet, peaceful, christian server.

- Sauron is pissed at Isildur for stealing admin and banning him from his own server

- Smeagol lurks in the vcs but barely says anything except for the gollum hairball noise

- Ringwraiths vc is called ‘witch king of angmar and the boys’ and it's unintelligible hissing

- The Ringwraiths send photos of their nazgul and discuss the joys and struggles of nazgul ownership on “pets”

- They held a memorial service on vc when their horses drowned at the ford of Bruinen

- The One Ring is the zero 2 of mudae + it gives you the power to control all the other mods

- It was divorced from Isildur's harem and cast it into the void and no one rolled it again until Deagol

- Once Gandalf accidentally clicked on a balrogs onlyfans and was so traumatised he went offline for ages and everyone thought he was dead

- The dwarves have insanely high amounts of kakera

- Elrond is VERY strict about memes in general

Hey everyone, it's a rest area for your dash!

There's healing items, jars to break, mini shops, even a save point! Just a nice, safe area

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me: *gets scared that i’m wasting my life* me: i’m gonna deal with this feeling by taking a long nap in the middle of the day