Choose wisely

i was scrolling this expecting it to get more and more out of this world to the point i was wondering when will this end and how could this get any more worse

what ages were ur guys ‘’ugly stage’’

birth to present

Fact.

your baby as soon as these come off

university

Spicy food is just bdsm for your mouth

STOP. SEXUALIZING. EVERYTHING.

Sincerely, an ace who adores spicy food.

i pretend i’m being spanked when i drink taco bell’s fire hot sauce packets

star wars deleted scene

Green lightsaber: All woman…..are queens!

Red lightsaber: IF SHE BREEEATHES…..SHE’S A THOOOOOOOOOTTTT!

*screaming as they hit each other*

It’s that time of year again

me still

Humanity has been suited

The very unexpected happening.

roses are red, i’m going to bed

#violets are blue #damn bitch me too

karma got its kiss for me……. thats 2017 in one video

“I CANT GO TO JOHNATHANS RIGHT NOW”

I am literally in tears LOOOOOOOOOL

Wow

“Would you snitch on your friends for 4 billion ? “

Me :

me: I don’t need a MAN

my sex drive:

Lol

So u just gonna fry chicken with no type of seasoning?

Nevermind I just looked at the persons hand lol

Thats what the fuck they get for disrespecting chicken like that

This is way too funny

this didn’t fucking happen. arthur doesn’t eat ass. arthur doesn’t eat ass in the books. arthur doesn’t eat ass in the cartoon.

The amount of times I’ve been “randomly” selected..