Oh fuuuuck. Oh fuck dude. I just got bit by a fucking clam and tonight's the full moon
Have you ever partaken in the flesh of another?
"objectively physically attractive but in possession of negative rizz" is one of my favorite character concepts. i think it's so great when there's an absurdly hot person who's just a complete fucking loser. the mood is unsalvageable the moment they open their mouth kind of deal. you get no bitches because you're so sucks.
Watch out bro... next thing you know I’m gonna be peeling an orange and sharing it slice by slice with you
It’s time for YOU to listen to me.
i’ve watched only 2 episodes of clone high but nothing is funnier to me than that pic where gandhi is told he has adhd
really funny that every website is in an arms race to make itself as bad as possible and immediately someone makes a firefox extension to fix it
avg day on late Web 2.0
We all have that homie who is always under siege
We all have that one friend who never fortifies their supply lines
That one guy in the friend group who's vassals and provinces are woefully unstable








