VICCUS THICCUS

guy who treats The Wiggles like The Grateful Dead and has over 200 bootlegs of their live shows

for real man, that 2005 tour show in Phoenix, AZ was wild check this, they did the craziest 6 minute jam on big red car, then they brought out these huge fucking inflatables, you can hear eveyrone losing their shit. its awsome

I hope dogs can't have nightmares. I hope being tormented by your subconscious is something specific to humans

I actually hope dogs are tormented by their past memories like a noir detective. I hope they wake up in the middle of the night screaming and then going for a drink in their dumb little bowl like it's a cold glass of whiskey

RATING: NOT CUTE

Dogs prefer room temperature whisky

Must suck ass to be like. a lawyer or something in the pokemon world. They haven't made any cool lawyer pokemon yet

Ho oh

I think we have different definitions of ‘lawyer’ but sure

Why wouldn't ho oh be a lawyer? They're a Phoenix, wright?

In the kindest way possible, fuck you

Pokemon Heritage Post

He isn’t the villain of the week.

It occurs to me that there are people who weren’t on this website in 2012 and therefore never saw the magical gif that you can actually hear:

It’s been over five years and that still impresses the hell out of me.

wdym you can hear it?

Basically, it’s a form of synesthesia, movement-hearing. In this case, you expect to hear a thud, so you do. It’s estimated that 20% of people experience this type of synesthesia, as opposed to 2-4% for other kinds.

YO what the FUXK

The longer you watch it the more you get convinced that you can hear a  distant thud and the air displace.

I heard the thud. I closed my eyes and the thud stopped. I opened my eyes and I heard the thud. My goodness but human brains are a mess.

This was easily the first ever viral post on Tumblr back in 2011/12. Perhaps even before the great “what your leg feels like after falling asleep” followed by a picture of a static teevee channel.

something im noticing is the redditors are just commenting on everything via reblogs with reckless abandon. and its so funny bc thats how youre MEANT to use this fucking website but we've trained ourselves out of it somehow.

I feel like a fucking chimp raised in a lab let out into the wild and just doing shit without understanding wtf is going on because I was raised to click the button to get cookie

if british tgirls made memes it would be shit like Pull down her knickers and have a right cheeky fondle at those bollocks

obsessed with the implication that Mario is bad at video games

YES SAME this is one of my faves :-]

Flapjack’s new tattoo is Bubbie approved!

chaotic muppets interview

These are the words of puppeteers who should not be up this early

A person I know decided to push really hard for “no hitting the kids, at all”, and his wife agreed, although she’d been raised with Some Hitting and thought it was normal. And then she discovered that her child wasn’t afraid of her at all, and she could pull a hand back and the child would just giggle because that wasn’t a threat, and she suddenly realized that actually it had fucked her up so deeply that she couldn’t even see it.

Anyway, good job parenting.

Description: Tiktok from user theomasters stitching user jascoombs. The first video shows a girl with a text to speech voice saying "apparently you're meant to look like your boyfriend's fave disney princess." It cuts to a nonbinary person sitting at a computer and the guy behind the camera says "Emma who's your favorite disney princess?" Emma says "Chicken little." The camera flips around to reveal a guy with short red hair and round glasses. He pauses for a second and then wheezes.

emma uses they/them pronouns and theo uses he/him i said he was a guy in the VD to avoid this pls stop misgendering them 👍👍👍👍

Fucking CRYING IM USING THAT PHRASE FOR EVERYTHING NOW

No kink at pride is so funny cause what is and isn’t considered kink is inherently ambiguous and based on a power structure of who gets to be considered normal in society. And here you are enforcing it, siding with it.

Like how it’s considered a kink to be into fat people and fat bodies are considered fetishistic in any sexual context but toned, skinny bodies are just for normal people? Yeah.

Like how it's considered a kink to have sex with disabled people? Yeah.