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thats adorable 

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

When Russia sends you nudes

#what the fuck happened here

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

when u ask ur mom for fast food and she says yes and asks what u want

DID THIS HAPPEN ARE YOU KIDDING ME

I WANT TO GO TO THE PLACE WHERE THE SECOND PIC IS

You want to visit a Windows 95 screen saver?

Woke up, half asleep, opened the door to the bathroom and my heart dropped down to my balls. Well played, roommate

oh god

omg

this is fucked up. this fucked me up. the teachers fucked up by not showing us this fuck up. fuck.

dear god

i’m 28 and never knew this

WITCHCRAFT

i dont get this

i’m too impressed right now to try this 

Moss Graffiti: A How To Guide

are you fucking for real

Imagine being the criminal who returns weekly to make sure his fucking plant art is doing alright

Later

I found it! I fucking found it! In my fucking dash! Nothing can stop me now! *EVIL GIGGLES*

OMG SAME RIGHT I SAW IT A YEAR AGO AND WAS UPSET I COULDNT FIND IT AGAIN

I’m definitely doing this 

Imma have dis shit in my loft

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Memorial for the Workers Dying While Constructing the Qatar World Cup Stadium

Scales

This is because Fahrenheit is based on a brine scale and the human body. The scale is basically how cold does it have to be to freeze saltwater (zero Fahrenheit) to what temperature is the human body (100-ish Fahrenheit, although now we know that’s not exactly accurate). Fahrenheit was designed around humans. Celsius and Kelvin are designed around the natural world. Celsius is a scale based on water. Zero is when water freezes, 100 is when water boils. Kelvin uses the same scale as Celsius (one degree, as a unit, is the same between the two), but defines zero as absolute zero, which is basically the temperature at which atoms literally stop doing that spinning thing. Nothing can exist below zero Kelvin. It’s the bottom of the scale. So. Fahrenheit: what temperatures affect humans Celsius: what temperatures affect water Kelvin: what temperatures affect atoms

Why didn’t my science teachers ever see fit to toss off this little fact?

Well that explains a lot, jesus.

I guess im really fortunate my science teacher explained it like this ha

This Pen Lets You Doodle On Your Food, So Now You Can Make Latte Art At Home

SOMEONE BUY ME THIS OMG

im going to put cocaine in it so i can have perfect lines

There are two kinds of people.

j2gxgrizzly

The Earth is lumpy.

I was not aware of this. thank you

this makes so much sense but it makes me so uncomfortable 

i wish i hadn’t seen this

One time my bf was telling me about people who argue about intelligent creation by saying “the earth is perfectly round!” And I said “but it isn’t!” And he was so proud of me

okay so im just learning this

I’m not happy about this

stoP ALL OF THIS.

STOP IT