Thought shark

YES!!!!!!!!! I FOUND IT< Funniest vid EVER

Yoooo..lol

LMFAO 

lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo why did i laugh so loud 

LMFAO “causeee im a gummiee bearrrr”  ♩ ♪ ♫ ♬ .

I almost peed on myself omfg😭😭💀💀💀

I think about this video so much

personally. i don’t want deadpool in the mcu AND HERES WHY

i want him in the sony universe. i want him to meet andrew garfield’s peter parker and fall madly in love. i want them to meet eddie brock and become best friends forever. i want them to see morbius and go ‘oh my god what the fuck is wrong with him’. i want andrew garfield’s peter parker and ryan reynolds wade wilson banter. i WILL however be sad if we never get team red aka deadpool, spidey, & daredevil bc they are truly a beautiful trio.

“You need to believe in things that aren’t true. How else can they become” - Hogfather, Terry Pratchett

it’s seasonal lads

IT’S SEASONAL AGAIN LADS

Pokemon Patches made by Adorablush

im having feelings about the uffington white horse again

so essentially there’s this cool horse drawn into the hills in england made out of chalk and it’s like 3,000 years old.

people carved trenches 3,000 years ago and filled them with chalk in the shape of a horse but what’s interesting is that if you fail to maintain the horse by adding new chalk regularly, it will disappear. for 3,000 years, we’ve been filling in chalk in this horse so it doesn’t disappear.

we’ll never know what the purpose of the horse was originally. we’ll never know if it had ritual or spiritual significance or if it was just art. but we do know that people maintained it then, and, even though the meaning of the horse has long been lost to time, we continue to maintain it now.

the people who made this horse are long dead, but they live through us still, don’t you think?

couldn’t agree more we’re best friends now

“Oliver is unsure of what to do with his first time under the tree”

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The inherent homoeroticism of killing your enemy and immediately regretting it

It’s about rage, it’s about obsession, it’s about making that two-person war your entire raison d’être. It’s about loving and mistaking it for hatred and loving and loving and loving to the point of destruction. His or yours, it doesn’t matter. And you think seeing him dead at your feet will make you feel better, but all you feel is a whole lot of nothing.

Paladin: *standing admiring the wall of fire summoned by our sorcerer*

Enemy: *throws what was basically a flash bang at him, that glances off his armor and lands on the ground, shattering*

Paladin: *looking down* Ooo what’s that? *boom* AAAAAAA MY EYES!!!!!!!

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I need this.

Reblogged last year, hoping it comes this year

i support universal free healthcare for one simple reason: if you are diagnosed with a terminal illness you should quit your job. quitting your job is the correct response to terminal illness. but you can’t do that if your healthcare is tied to your job

listen if somebody knows that they will be dead in a years time, and you are forcing them to continue to come into work, that’s fucked up. terminally ill people should be able to quit their jobs and live their last few months to the fullest. i don’t get how that’s a controversial opinion

Vivian from Paper Mario 2004 is a transgender woman. It is openly stated in the Japanese version that she ‘appears to be a girl but is really a boy’ seeking acceptance from her sisters, who finally see her as female in the end.

The entire story was censored in America.

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For those who have overactive guilt complexes like me…

My first-ever project, finally finished! Pattern by Shitpost Sampler by __hobiis

i think everyone should be sillier. i think life would be better that way. i used a marker pen to change the label on the oat milk so that it says boat milk and now i crack up laughing every time i open the fridge

This still remains the single funniest post to ever grace my dash

A little late, but happy thanksgiving