when ur friends make inside jokes that ur not in on
who your sign should date
i deleted this entire thing because i got iggy azalea
how weird is that i have to have two pieces of glass sitting in front of my eyeballs so i don’t mistake a small child for a garbage can
Hands are weird because one of them can do absolutely everything without a problem and the other one can’t even hold a spoon
I suffered from really bad chronic nosebleeds when I was a kid and one time i had one so bad it covered my face and chest and shirt. i mean it was everywhere i looked like i’d just eaten someone. so i go to my mom and tap her awake and she opens her eyes to see a blood soaked child leaning over her in the dark saying ‘please help’ and to this day and can still hear her screaming
u kno when u suddenly feel horrible and ur not sure why bc nothing bad happened ??? and u kinda

