aziraphale and castiel could NOT hang out bc aziraphale is a snob and cas knows fucking nothing about high culture spends all his time with two guys who definitely made him watch south park and has never been to a nicer restaurant than MAYBE ruby tuesday’s. working class angel hero. sorry about this post

aziraphale hangs out with castiel once of pity but doesn’t say that directly. during that one time azirphale leaves briefly and calls crowley in the middle of it asking him to fake some sort of demonic intervention and when he returns to the table to be like oh castiel, dear boy, i’m so sorry i have to go, cas has already left because he thinks aziraphale is boring

bless each and every one of you

I’ve collected some of my favorite tags for my own amusement and here they are

The Onion pulling zero fucking punches.

Little does he realize that I have on my discourse-proof vest.

THE throuple dynamic.

It would be nice to be able to actually see the night sky again.

Me when its 1 day after Halloween and the capitalists are already blasting the christmas sale commercials

License plate “jizz lord”

chainsawdog:

Goodmorning to all

Happy Halloween

^these are the additions I want on my posts. Take notes people

Same applies to every public transit system.

tell me my prof didn’t upload the reading by photocopying his kindle reader page by page

bruh

Very torn between “Queen Elizabeth is a colonizer” and “but I do want her to outlive her stupid son”

Personally I think it would be funnier if he dies incredibly quickly after he gets the crown. Like world record shortest time with the crown quickly

You’re illuminating me. Heart attack the moment the crown touches his balding scalp.

Prince Charles dies on live television during his coronation likes charge reblogs cast

sorry i absolutely HAVE to add how this looked on my dash

My man's thighs called awareness the way I'm. spreading them

Manspreading because you guess it. I'm spreading. my man

My man's thighs called excel bcause i am. spreading them on the. sorry. on the Sheets

Of course I'm pro nouns i love people places and things