me: *brain short circuiting* he's got that.. tthat phallic pussy.... swag..
scientist: *shocks me again*
My ass is not arguing with a prettyboy. Whatever you say, handsome.
The strap is real it's alive it's part of you a part of your soul and body is inside that commanding it,and you can astral project your nerve endings onto it with great ease and experience everrything it does. because it Loves You.
I shouldn't be working I should be shotgunning blunts with my friends homoerotically
When I was planning out one of my tattoos I told the artist that I was looking to get a hawk, and that I was going for a sort of masculine biker aesthetic. She did a sketch and sent me an email to discuss it further, but made a typo, and so the subject line was "Mac Hawk", which is now the name for my masc drag persona
*tips cowboy hat* (In an American southern drawl) mah cock
Goths at the Treibhaus, the first goth club in Brazil
July, 1991
me about to type something in the chat but then I see the other person typing as well
but you both end up erasing what you were going to say to let the other type