im gonna start collecting a list of the funniest phrases in the english language
so far ive got
feel free to add your own
Sooo... I was just in mah geography class and i was like..,,''what if the there were vets for humans???'' And then not a moment later my head went,,''DOCTORS!!''....
This is a picture of my best friend. Normal photo, right? Well, look closer in the back where the yellow circle is. Can you see the face?
This isn’t just some normal chain letter. My friend died 3 nights after this picture was taken, the police having no idea how he died considering he was 18 and perfectly healthy.
It turns out a boy died in that room a few years ago. He was murdered and then a few nights later he was found dead in his bedroom from his skull broken and slowly bleeding to death.
If you don’t reblog this within an hour, you’ll hear a soft whimper for 3 nights straight. On the 4th night, the boy will come from your closet while you’re sleeping and kill you for not helping us put his soul at rest.
This is not fake. 3 people have already died from not passing this on.
I wanted to not believe this but…… QQ naow I’m scared
O_o
Fuckin son of a bitch, i hate the fuck out of chain mails. I need to know how to get rid of them. I am very sorry to whoever is easily scared or easily convinced, unfortunately i am easily convinced.
im scar ed im scared ewjfnkajw why do yi iu people do this pl s
Thats really sad
Just to be safe also R.I.P to those who have died in that room and from this post
Rest in peace to people who is die.
Not scared. Just reblogging because I’m bored xD
I’m scared °-°
I’m sorry, I don’t want to die ;_;
NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPEFUCKTHISSHIT IM sTAYING /aLIVe/
:/
i d-dont wanna die ;,( i need comforting now
I DON’T WANNA DIE OMG
REBLOG
Ugh just kill me already
Rest in peace whoever who may have died
U DESERVE TO LIVE LIVE I SAY LIIIVEEEEEEE
i know this isn’t real butt i’m still rebloging
:0
NOT DIEING TODAY
NO!!! NOPE NOT DYING TODAY
NOT DIEING TODAY
fuck why you post here !? xDDD
Maria:no!!! *cries and hide in a box*
((nope))
I haven’t slept at all and I’m paranoid. FUCK IT. SORRY GUYS
Lol wtf is even sleep :^))
This triggered my anxiety thanks :)
who needs sleep… psh not me clearly ha ha ha h a
I don’t believe in chain mail, after all, every other one I saw never came true but MY GOD THAT FACE IN THE BACK GAVE ME THE CREEPS. *Scurries to a corner with tail tucked* hide me.
Omg!!! I don’t want to die I have friends family that care about me!!!😭
/\/\ / \
OM I AM TRIED BUT OK??
Nope nope nope nope nope
For safe measures!
No risk
Ain't dying today sukahs!
Tauntaun, ft. Frankenstein’s monster. No regard for sleep. Source: tylerlerler on catpictures.
Any time someone tells me birds aren’t descended from dinosaurs, I show them this.
20% is better than 0%.
Brushing your teeth at least once every day is better than none at all.
A few hours of sleep is better than none.
A few minutes outside for fresh air is better than none.
Writing a few paragraphs of the essay today is better than procrastinating till later.
Doing something is better than nothing (of course there is exception for some cases).
Do things at a pace which makes you comfortable whilst allowing you to make progress.
You can do this!
SANRIO X BNHA
finally finished this! long time coming but I’m super happy with it!
tell me what you guys think of the combinations! fun fact this collab actually happened in real life a couple months ago!
self-reblog! reblogs help, donations help more!
If I do not reblog this, assume I’m dead.
The beginning.
actually IIRC this was the first photo with a specific type of camera or equipment “cos THE progenative shitlord of cat memes was Harry Pointer. And around 1870 he decided that Au Naturelle photos of cats weren’t gonna cut it, and started doing shit like this:
then he realised HE COULD CAPTION THEM
and thus the dignity of the feline was forever destroyed.
The first cat memes.
“Bring up the dinner Betsey” is just “Bröther may I have some lööps”.
hi I’m a therapist some people come to me to break down severe childhood trauma some people come to me because their job is super stressful some people come to me because they’re worried all the time about stuff that they know they shouldn’t be worried about but they worry anyway some people come to me because they’re bad at focusing some people come to me because their mom said they should but they’re enjoying the experience anyway what i’m saying is there is no wrong time, reason, or explanation to come see a therapist. we’re ready for you.
Reblogging because someone probably needs to hear this.
