lets play wordle _____

“Didn’t notice what the box said til I saw him in it”

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@indigopersei is the french language just always on the verge of getting someone accused of assault or..?

my friend, if only you knew

It’s a very dangerous language to learn

Here’s an interesting thing about French! Everything needs to have an article in front of it. That’s why it’s “la chat” as opposed to just “chat”. So, for instance, you could say la fille for the girl, or jeune fille for young girl, but you can’t just say fille, because that means you are calling her a sex worker in a derogatory way.

The moral of the story is, if you want to make something rude in French, just take out the article in front of it. Yes, this works for nearly. every. word.

#now I’m wondering how often my high school french teacher was silently screaming because of this little fact

Every year. Every year there’s that kid who forgets that you can’t translate “I am excited” to “Je suis excitée”. And every year Monsieur Jordan has to slam the brakes before that kid can finish his sentence and then tactfully ask him not to announce to the class that he is horny.

“is the french language always on the verge” oh buddy, oh pal, i am so happy to break this news to you: 

truly the language of love

The blue eyes mark this crow as young, not a full adult.

You’ve been pranked by a teen hooligan.

You’ve been pranked by,

You’ve been sticked by,

A teen hooligan

Congratulations!

You reached the bedrock after u scrolled ur feed so deep.

I love this post bc mutuals will reblog this and itll be like. 3 posts from the top

Superflat world

simply dont monday

simply don’t tuesday

simply don’t wednesday

simply don’t thursday

simply don’t friday

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Once you’re not a blank slate, hi!

never in my life did I think that toilet doors would make me so angry

if the options are football and shopping and you hate both what are you supposed to do pee on the fucking wall??

absolutely pee on the wall

“Jarvis, cut his legs off and torture him with knifes”