angst whore

Good morning Mr. Jigsaw I noticed that this trap has a time limit of 60 minutes but as per my accommodations through the school Center of Disability Resources I get time and a half on exams and quizzes is that still something I can apply to this game right now? Thank you for understanding have a nice day

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26/26

On GOD we gon get you some will to live bro

they're not even his teeth

y'all ever seen women nutcrackers? are you ready for this absolute tomfoolery?

just like real life, she cracks nuts with her tiddies

official boob post

Emotionally I think I really need it to be autumn

☠️👻🦇| coalironworks

#forbidden crinkle fry #forbidden curly fry

positive affirmations!

Sick ass adventure wizard investigates native crustacean with his supportive but easily spooked familiar 

discord guy that uses the dice bot in #general to decide each of his 40+ sandwich toppings and the whole server starts going "not this shit again" "can we ban this fucking idiot already?"

This is my primary ds9 takeaway

we think of this comic so often in my household that we knew what we had to do for the next birthday that was coming up

I showed this post to my girlfriend and expressed my great delight, who then conspired with @senpaichan who was visiting me from out of state to do a midnight cake ingredient drop-off while I was sleeping

And then when it was cut open…

It’s a (trans) gender reveal cake

THE MASS CREATION OF BASHIR CAKES IS TAKING ME OUT. THIS IS MY LEGACY

OK??? LMFAO???

Me exploding after my minotaur boyfriend cums 19 gallons inside me

Gonna make your werewolf boyfriend jealous.

Me in the hospital after they've both had their turn