Gay Meme

Fun fact my grandparents’ first date was to the grocery store and the encounter that initiated my parents’ relationship was also a run-in at the grocery store so if you ask me, grocery store based relationships are rock solid

Why would you leave a story like this in the tags??

‘Cause I was too busy trying to manifest my grocery store boyfriend

so ya boi has been super depressed, like clinically, for way longer than usual and it led to me heading down to the local psych urgent care for an evaluation today

During the eval, which was over zoom, the person assessing me asked me if I keep any "gods or ancestral gods" in the house.

I'm thinking "weird question for a psych eval, but okay sure", and I get about two sentences into describing my weird pagan ways before she leans into her screen and says "GUNS. Do you keep any G U N S or have ACCESS TO GUNS in the house."

so that's probably the funniest thing that's happened to me recently

I don’t want a sugar daddy but maybe like a sugar buddy. 

I just hit him up like “Hey how are you today?” 

and he replies “Doing great thanks for asking here’s $7,000.” 

Like Michael Buble and Santa

These are kinda fun to make

everyday i’m fighting for my fucking life but i’m just. eating snacks. scrolling tumblr. drawing. watching shows. ignoring the doom ignoring the doom ignoring the doom going for walks. staying up late. idk why it’s like this

dumbass forgot the word "land"

i love adding explosions mid sentence. like i could be in the middle of rambling about something or i could be attempting to be funny and then i'll j💥

thank you. please dont do this to me

what is your problem

HELLO ????????

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine // S05E24: Empok Nor

Whoever these cosplayers are, they are heroes. Slay

People are often surprised I speak four languages but I consider it to be fairly average for where I'm from so now I'm curious

*if you're confused whether a language counts or not, ask yourself if you can hold a basic conversation in it. If not, and you can only understand but not speak it, skip it.

Coelacanth but it’s the size of a galaxy and it’s spots are stars. Imagine that. You’re welcome

behold, he is real

osama bin laden abuse you

TW/CW: Animal death I read some really sad articles a while ago, a lot of animals are having a really hard time because of this. What do you think?

Webtoon - instagram

im trying to reach this purity in life

I never liked the beach in my life but somebody please fly me to the beach where pigs just kinda waltz up with little pigs and be both big and little pigs on the beach at you

Is there a word for that like, “bright darkness” you get in winter?? When it’s been snowing or it’s supposed to snow past sunset and the sky isn’t Dark Enough. One of my favorite things

Thanks to @raindropwindow and a handful of articles, it’s called snow albedo, skyglow, snowglow, or just light scattering! It’s the result of moon- or artificial light reflecting off ground snow, low clouds, or ice crystals.

that nsfw snow…

so called "free spirits" when i trap them in my eternal soul prison

lost in the moss