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Stop it.

@luciafraschetti

I mean it. Seriously. Stop hating those who like different things than you do. It makes you as much a bully as Draco was.
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New York times two

Part 2 of New York times. AU. This is definitely maybe rated M

Hermione was bustling in the kitchen of her small apartment on the Upper West Side. The kettle was whistling but she wasn’t really paying attention. She was looking outside her window towards the park and from could see the Hudson gleaming in the distance.

Her back was turned away from her bed, on which Ron Weasley was sleeping peacefully. Her normally tidy apartment was a bit ramshackle. Books which were neatly piled on her coffee table were knocked down, all the shoes had fallen off the rack that stood beside her door. And clothes were littered carelessly…everwhere. In fact, she had pointedly turned away from a sock that was dangling cheerfully from the fan.

It’s not like she hadn’t had…guests over- Hermione mused to herself. But she couldn’t fathom a scenario where she would have allowed anyone to leave her house in a disarray. What’s more, she couldn’t imagine an instance where she would have voluntarily (and enthusiastically) contributed to the disarray.

She could feel her face turning hot as she thought about last night. Hermione had fumbled with the locks as she and Ron kissed with increased urgency. He had pushed her against the nearest wall, his hands moving up her thigh under her skirt until they rested on the curve of her ass. She had torn off the coat off his back as the stumbled- pushing up against each other before landing on the couch..

Hermione absentmindedly switched off the kettle and began pouring the tea a foot away from her mug.

“Really now” she muttered to herself as she made her way to the couch. It was indented with the combined weight of their bodies. Ron had slid his fingers inside her and then his tongue, eager and hungry, his feet dangling off the armrest.

She couldn’t remember the last time she had felt desire so explosive…

She bent down to pick up her skirt which was strewn in the short distance between the living room and the bed. She could still feel his hands all over his body, his breath hot in her ear, she could her him swear loudly as she followed the trail of hair down his navel and put her mouth around his swollen head.

Her mouth was twitching into a smile at the thought..

“M-mmorning”

She turned around.. Ron was walking towards her stifling a yawn.

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Ron woke up hardly believing his fortune.

He and Hermione…they had been together, slept together- “Fucked each other’s brains out” a voice inside his head blurted out gleefully. Several times.

He had pictured it so many times in his head and unbelievably it was even better than he had expected.

She was perfect. Intelligent, kind, loyal and sexy as fuck. And he was madly and completely in love with her. He sat up and looked straight ahead to find her sitting on the couch sipping tea.

She turned around at his greeting and gave him a small smile.

“Good morning, did you sleep well?”

He sank beside her, “Yeah, never better”

Suddenly he felt unsure. Did she feel the same way? She hadn’t told him she loved him back and he had figured all the non verbal gestures meant the same thing. But what if it was in the moment, or worse, Ron thought, his stomach sinking- what if it was out of pity?

“What’s wrong? Your face just fell” Hermione was watching him with concern, chewing her lip.

“It’s nothing… I was just..” he trailed off

Hermione continued to stare at him. Before he could help himself he blurted “it’s okay if you don’t feel the same way, you don’t have be in love with me. Or anythin-ouch! What was that for?!”

Hermione had just whacked his head with a cushion.

“Do you really think I don’t feel anything? After last night? After we destroyed my apartment?”

“So you’re saying..”

“ I love you- I always have”

He grinned at her as she yanked him towards her mouth “ you’re not mad about the apartment are you?” he mumbled in between kisses.

“I absolutely am, but you can make up for it..in other ways”

“ I fully intend to”

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Hermione was resting on the window of her airplane, her life in New York packed away into two suitcases. She had been made partner at her firm and was moving to London to set up the Europe branch.

She had shouted down Ron’s offers to move to New York. He told her he had been saving up and Fred and George had given him their blessing to open the American Wheeze.

“I want to be wherever you are, I really don’t care” he’d told her earnestly one bitterly cold Saturday as they strolled across the park. But Hermione knew in her heart of hearts that New York wasn’t where she belonged. She went there to escape her past, but her future belonged across the pond-with her parents, Harry, Ginny and her god children. With Ron Weasley.

She was going home.

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New York Times

First attempt to write an AU fic. Ron and Hermione, old friends who meet in NYC.

Hermione Granger was anxiously tapping her fingers on the dusty bar counter. She had gotten off work unusually early, leaving a trail of raised eyebrows and perplexed glances as she hastily put on her coat and jammed a beanie on her overflowing wild hair and rushed out of the door.

She worked at a fancy law firm. She was brilliant, just, even if a little self-righteous but intimidating and aloof. She didn’t order sushi with her colleagues at lunch or meet up for happy hours. Hermione preferred to spend her lunch time writing exhaustive, mysterious correspondence to England. She had left almost a decade ago straight out of high school but she had retained much of her ‘Britishness’.

She was also attractive. Not in a supermodel-long legs-blonde hair way. She was short for starters, and her hair was very brown and very curly. But she had deep brown eyes which glistened whenever she smiled, an upturned nose and full lips. Brave men had tried on occasion to buy a drink, brag about their jobs but one cursory glance from her was enough to let them know it wouldn’t really work.

Hermione looked outside to see it had begun to rain. The sky which was unremarkable and grey to begin with had turned dark and menacing. She watched the passer-bys hurriedly pull out umbrellas or cover their heads with newspapers as the thunder rolled and growled.

“Bloody ominous day to meet, eh” she jumped and turned around to a familiar face.

Ron Weasley was as tall as she remembered but he was broader like endlessly consuming his mother’s mince pies had all somehow converted into hard muscle instead of fat, because of course the Weasley genes. He had a beard, auburn flecked with gold and brown. His blue eyes were shining and he was grinning widely.

She felt the butterflies grow and cheeks redden. He was annoyingly, as handsome as ever.

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He found her at the end of the bar, staring outside at the rain. He was worried he wouldn’t recognise her but that hair, he could recognise anywhere.

When she turned around at his greeting, he felt stupidly breathless. She was smiling up at him, cheeks red. And she was still fucking gorgeous.

“Hey!” she got up and hugged him, he smelled the cinnamon and orange on her briefly before she let go.

They ordered drinks and settled down to catch up. The initial moments of awkwardness gave way to an old familiarity. They chatted about their jobs, families, Harry and Ginny (and the kids), foods she missed and places he had visited in New York (”Times Square though!” he said as Hermione snorted into her beer).

He wanted to get drunker than this. To tell her what he needed to. “Another round, please and thank you” exaggerating the British accent and watching with satisfaction as Hermione giggled.

He could always make her laugh the hardest. When she was buried in her books or applying to 45 different colleges (and getting accepted to all of them, of course) or losing sleep over rights of pigeons or whatever ridiculous cause she was invested in at the time.

“So what brings you here? Planning to expand the Wheeze?” Hermione quizzed him.

Ron had helped his brothers’ Fred and George grow a joke-store empire. It was hard to walk around in London without seeing ginormous neon orange hats emblazed with WW. Inexplicably, the gag was now a fashion trend.

“Maybe, but more keen to see what you’re upto and how many people need to be rescued from your proofreads at the office-”

“Hey, hey I’m really accomplished actually”

“Yeah I know you are and I’m really proud of you”

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His sincerity was a little disarming.

She could feel the alcohol warm her face and knew if she didn’t slow down, she would say more than she needed to. But before she could bite down her tongue- “What’s happening with you and Lavender?”

“That was years and years ago!” “But, you guys were at Harry’s wedding” Hermione referring to a bittersweet weekend where she watched two dear friends get married, and well-Ron and Lavender.

“That was also years ago” Ron reminded her.

“Oh yeah…so who’re you seeing now”

Hermione didn’t mean to be so forward ,but she couldn’t contain her curiosity.

Ron was looking at her strangely, she felt herself blush and look away.

“No one, what about you? Any fancy wall street bros?” she knew he was trying to joke but his voice sounded a little too hoarse.

”No, not really”. 

“Good”

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A couple of rounds later, blood was rushing to his head.

He reached over and tucked a loose tendril behind her ear. 

“I wish you had stayed.”

“There was nothing for me there, no good schools. And besides, Harry had Ginny and you and Lavender-”

“That was a mistake… I shouldn’t have dated her…not when I-” he hesitated,“I wanted someone else all along…” 

She stared at him and instantly he could feel her mood shift. She sighed and suddenly reached towards her coat.

“It doesn’t matter Ron, it was ten years ago, we were kids..I-I have to go. Early day tomorrow…Let’s meet for coffee before you leave, okay?”

She threw a fifty dollar bill and rushed outside in the rain. 

“Shit” he muttered to himself. He followed her out. “Hey! Are you really going to walk out on me after all this time?!”

He caught up with her. Hermione was looking at him furiously, angry tears pricking her eyes. 

“What on earth do you want me to say? You just show up after ages and go off on some tangent, why are you here Ron?!” Hermione was glaring at him. 

Ron took a deep breath. It was time.

“I wanted to know what it would be like to kiss you- I’ve wanted to know for so long, you have no idea..”

Hermione, for once was speechless. He smiled despite himself and moved closer, his heart pounding.

“I wish I had when I had the chance- At the stupid Yule dance when you showed up with that exchange kid or when we were prefects or the Christmas party…”

He had dismissed his feelings for her in school as a crush, using Lavender to distract himself from the fact that he was rapidly and hopelessly falling in love with his friend who was increasingly determined to get as far away from him as she could.

There was a long pause. The rain had only increased in intensity and had flattened Hermione’s hair. He put his arm around her and pulled her gently towards him.

“Well it’ll be like any other, it’s just a kiss” Leave it to her to rationalize his grand romantic gesture.

“How can you be so sure?” he said softly, his hand cupping her face.

It was now or never

“I don’t know, I-” he kissed her gently interrupting whatever weak rebuttal she was trying to conjure. Hermione gasped as he broke away. He could feel her hands trembling as she put them on his coat and pulled him towards her.

He lifted her off the ground as they deepened the kiss, her hands were wrapped around his neck.

After what felt like hours, he put her down.

Breathless and still locked in an embrace, Ron said

“Hey Hermione, I don’t know if you’ve noticed but I’m kind of in love with you.”

I used to think Malfoy and Hermione were enemies but after rereading the series a couple of times i have to say I no longer have that opinion.

Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger were not enemies.

They were NOTHING to each other.

To be someone's enemy you have to care about them(in a negative way but still) or consider them as a worthy opponent of yours. Hermione Granger treated Draco Malfoy like a barking street dog. She didn't hate him. She didn't like him. she felt NOTHING towards him. She didn't even acknowledge his presence several times in the books.

She was like 'oh he is barking again. Let him'

It was Ron and Harry who were furious with him and they were ready to fight him. Hermione was the one who always stopped them. Because she didn't even consider him a worthy opponent. Ditto with pansy.

She left him to be burned alive in the room of requirements. Because she didn't give a flying fuck about him. He could have died the most painful death and she would have remained indifferent towards him.

As for malfoy.. I don't think he considered Hermione as his enemy or an opponent either. He just thought she was beneath him because of her dirty blood and she should be killed because she didn't belong in the wizarding world.

Isn't it funny how Hermione left malfoy to be burned alive in the room of requirements and still people ship dramione?? 😂😂😂

Some random person: Hermione 'deserves' better than Ron so I ship her with Harry/Draco/Snape/Fred/Bellatrix/Fleur/Dumbledore/Voldemort/giant squid/Sorting Hat/literally anyone but Ron.

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Me, an intellectual:

Ron saved her from a mountain troll when he didn't even like her that much. That too at the age of 11.

Ron tried to curse malfoy with a broken second hand wand when malfoy called her a mudblood.(He was ready to kill him with his bare hands for wishing death on her)

Ron saw the empty seat of Hermione beside him and decided to follow his worst fear!!!! Because he wanted to save her.

Ron defended her against Snape when he tried to humilate her. He faced detention.

Ron was willing to research and study because he wanted to help Hermione with the buckbeak case. Even though they were fighting about scabbers and crookshanks at that time.

Ron was the only one who noticed her sudden disappearance in 3rd year regarding the time Turner incident.

Ron was the 1st one who defended her when malfoy's 'Densaugeo" spell hit her and made her teeth larger.

Ron was the one who noticed her smaller teeth when she shrunk them.

Ron looked after her that she was eating properly or not.

Ron defended her against kreacher when he called her a mudblood.

She cried at Ron's shoulder at dumbledore's funeral. He comforted her.

He comforted her when she was crying about mad eye's death. Offered her a handkerchief.

Ron told Hermione to memorize the weasley family tree.

When the deatheaters attacked them in the cafe his 1st instinct was to push Hermione out of harm's way.

He begged bellatrix to torture himself in place of Hermione.

He didn't care about the fallen chandelier and saved her when others were busy avoiding it.

He was willing to be a better person for her. He remebered the house elves during the battle of hogwarts when she herself had forgotten about them. He learned to value her hobbies.

Now tell me what did Harry/Draco/Snape/Fred/Bellatrix/Fleur/Dumbledore/Voldemort/giant squid/Sorting Hat/literally anyone but Ron do to 'deserve' her??

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TOP FIVE HARRY POTTER SHIPS as voted by my followers

NO. FOUR — RON & HERMIONE

“It's OK, we can fix it,” said Hermione, pulling the essay towards her and taking out her wand.

“I love you, Hermione,” said Ron, sinking back in his chair, rubbing his eyes wearily.

Hermione turned faintly pink, but merely said, “Don't let Lavender hear you saying that.”

So when I was first getting into fanfiction and was figuring out who I shipped/didn’t ship I did read a few Dramione stories. And you know what I realized? In some of the most popular ones, Draco is VERY identical to canon Ron.... hehehe a part of me just wants to rub that fact into Dramione shippers faces... the fact that they have to change Draco so much so that he can be with Hermione just proves how much of a joke Dramione is.

Thank you for your sacrifice

Fanon malfoy is nothing but a rich blonde slightly arrogant Ron Weasley.

And Ron in those dramione fics is a poor red haired draco malfoy. 🤷‍♀️

@booigi-boi thank you. It was very traumatic. And @hermiones-amortentia you are completely right. It’s basically like this:

Dramione shippers thought process:

  • Tom Felton is so hot
  • Ron is sweet but sucks (in the movies)
  • Let’s combine Tom Felton and Ron Weasley because Ron and Hermione suck (they don’t, but Steve Kloves sucks and ruined both of their characters) and Tom Felton is hot so:
  • Draco and Hermione (but really Draco is Ron)

In closing: Dramione fans are not true Harry Potter fans because they base their opinion off the movies. You are stupid. READ. THE. FUCKING. BOOKS.