it’s so hard being a teenage girl in my twenties 😔
it's so hard being a teenage girl in my twenties in my thirties 😔
it's so hard being a teenage girl when you are a man
i hate when you see a good post about how visible aging is sexy and then the notes are full of people making it about men. like i'm sorry do you live in a world where men are taught to fear any sign of having lived past the age of 25 while women are somehow celebrated for it??? do you think wanting to fuck that old man is revolutionary?? should we throw a party??? should we invite pedro pascal???
i hope geriatric jakey dies
"everybody experiences that" says mother who has the same symptom of the same mental illness
When Europeans discuss America:
As an American, it so SO FUCKING REFRESHING to hear our problems talked about like this. Hearing someone acknowledge how little fucking power the American people have in our system.
You can blame America as a whole for a LOT of things, and I'm not saying her citizens are blameless in that by any means, but we are very, VERY much victims in this equation as well.
twitter will expose you to types of guys that you thought were extinct
the best part about this map is that everywhere in blue and green completely sucks. They're an economic and cultural drain in the country. It's filled with meth and super cults and contributes nothing. Crazy how shit Prods are.
tumblr will expose you to types of guys that you thought were extinct
I keep telling everyone, "guy the post is about replies to the post" is an ironclad law of the universe
some time ago i introduced the phrase "food pact" to my friends as a shorthand for "i'll go make and eat food if you also make and eat food" and ever since then ive just started incorporating more pacts into my life. stay hydrated pact. stretch break pact. stop doomscrolling and go to bed pact. we need to bring this back in vogue more people should be making pacts imo
the best part of this is when you ask "who wants to do a shower pact" and you get a half dozen friends all rolling up saying "the pact is sealed". faustian behavior
Oh please please please please please let this aesthetic become widely known as incel design.
Hey, buddy. Down here. You can control my gay ass using WASD (or arrrow keys).
i am so goddamn high rn i just legit pressed the wasd keys to see if mister kind of a big deal here would do a gay little dance for me or something
*seductively* doomed by the narrative all by yourself, handsome?
*reveals traits that foil yours* Not for long.
this is peak trans culture because this would have been easier with very nearly any other guitar design but she just haaad to use one shaped like the letter e. Not afraid of a challenge. Respect.
I would like to add that their name is E, literally just the letter E, like they’re in a spy movie. As if that wasn’t cool enough already she went and got a guitar shaped like her name. Fucking icon.
why is it always the fancylad boy-king type whos the bottom. maybe his tough loyal knight who uses his body to protect and defend him and lives to serve him wants to get railed
maybe i just like it when masc dudes with scars and calluses and a devotion complex bigger than the moon get topped by troubled prettyboys with hands thatve never worked a day in their life. who said that
Thank you for your work soldier 🫡
My mom just said she thinks men are going crazy nowadays bc they have less gay sex now than they did in ancient times lool. She said she has a feeling it used to just be something guys did n moved on n now it’s a big deal for no reason. And I’m listening along like girl tumblr would love you
All things that you should not have to be rich in order to do
parents are so crazy because they can say the most fucked up shit to you when your brain is forming and it sets the tone for your whole adult mind set and then they forget about it the next day
Please remember that you do the exact same thing. Let’s give each other some grace and hope that we can work to heal each other.
i actually don't say fucked up shit to children
Did you know that leeches were once used to predict storms? Well, a tornado warning just dropped and my squad is climbing
My dad is a meteorologist and he has never once warned me about an incoming storm. My leeches, however......
https://amp.theguardian.com/news/2015/apr/19/weatherwatch-forecasting-tempest-prognosticator-storm-leech
*urgently* Lads, the leechometre is at 12 bong, I repeat, 12 bong!
"tempest prognosticator" absolutely sounds like some kind of arcane device a wizard would have lying around in his workshop
It would also probably have leeches in it.
Gay Roaches: yasssss queen SLAY me
Me:
you can just call them swifties
