This is important.

Wtf is sephora

It sounds scary

isn’t that the guy with the long white hair from final fantasy

no your thinking of sephiroth, a sephora is an angel belonging to the highest order of angels

No you’re thinking of a Seraph

A sephora is a second year college or high school student

No, you’re thinking of sophomore. A sephora is when you use your phone to take a picture of yourself.

no, you’re thinking of a selfie. a sephora is a calm breeze.

No, you’re thinking of a zephyr. A sephora is one of those Greek vases with the two handles and the pictures.

You’re thinking of an amphora. Sephora is the web browser you have to use on iOS devices.

You’re thinking of Safari.  Sephora is an informal term for the seven-week period of counting the days between Pesach and Shavuot in the Jewish calendar.

You’re thinking of Sefiras. Sephora is a bright blue gemstone best known for combining with Ruby to create Garnet and lead the Crystal Gems, training Pokemon, and/or assisting Steel to fight against time’s intrusions into our realm.

No, you’re thinking of sapphire. Sephora is actually a part of a flower; it protects the flower in bud and supports the petals in bloom.

No, you’re thinking of sepal. Sephora is the wife of Moses, who lead the Israelites people out of Egypt. 

No, you’re thinking of Tzipporah. Sephora was an ancient Greek poet who inspired a lot of lady-lovin’.

No, you’re thinking of Sappho.

Sephora is the youngest of the five Marx brothers.

No, you’re thinking of Zeppo.

Sephora is the Heimdall’s sister.

No no no guys, you’re thinking of Sif. Sephora is a venereal disease that turns your brain to swiss cheese, going so far as to destroy external features like the nose. Famous gangster Al Capone suffered from sephora.

No, you’re thinking of syphilis. Sephora is that radiant feeling you get when you have found perfect peace and happiness.

No, you’re thinking of euphoria. Sephora’s a fucking makeup store you dipshits.

Only blogging because this is my favorite tumblr post and i can never find it when I need to.

“A man can’t be raped or abused by a woman-”

“Men are physically stronger than women so they can take abuse-”

“I bet he enjoyed it-“

“Male rape is less common so it doesn’t matter-”

“You’re not a true feminist if you address male problems too-“

“They’re men. They’ll get over it-“

GIVE THIS MORE NOTES AND GIVE IT MORE NOTES RIGHT NOW

THIS NEEDS ATTENTION

I love this post for two reasons: One, because these are true af facts and people need to realize that rape and abuse happen to men the same way they happen to women. And two, Taylor Lautner.

I’ve been searching everywhere for this video 😩

😂😂😂😭

the head swivel im cryingggg

I watch this every time it comes on my dash 😊

I’m honestly the guy driving. Not having it to “This is my jam!”

I ❤ THIS VIDEO ESPECIALLY WHEN HIS HEAD SWIVEL😂😂 MY FAVORITE & THE SONG MY FAVORITE TOO.

100 perfect songs for travelling from around the world

English:

1) Hotel California – Eagles 2) Wouldn’t it be ice – The beach boys 3) Born to be wild – Steppenwolf 4) Hit the road Jack – Ray Charles 5) Livin’on a prayer – Bon Jovi 6) Budapest – George Ezra 7) Barcelona – Ed Sheeran 8) Castle on the hill – Ed Sheeran 9) Champion – Fall Out Boy 10) Alone together – Fall Out Boy 11) Young volcanoes – Fall Out Boy 12) Adventure of a lifetime – Coldplay 13) Hymn for the weekend – Coldplay 14) Paradise – Coldplay 15) Bastille – Pompeii 16) I take it all – Pegasus 17) Free – Pegasus 18) Mountain sound – Of Monsters and men 19) Life is a highway – Rascall Flatts 20) Dream on – Aerosmith 21) I lived – One Republic 22) Runaways – All time low 23) The edge of tonight – All time low 24) Good times – All Time Low 25) The flood – Take that 26) Piano man – Billie Joel 27) Desert rose – Sting 28) Africa - Toto 29) Good riddance – Green day 30) No surrender – Bruce Springsteen 31) Born to run – Bruce Springsteen 32) Whatever it takes – Imagine Dragons 33) Thunder – Imagine Dragons 34) On the top of the world – Imagine Dragons 35) New York state of mind – Alicia Keys 36) Victorius – Panic! At the disco 37) LA devotee – Panic! At the disco 38) Vegas Lights – Panic! At the disco 39) Ready to go – Panic! At the disco 40) Run boy run – Woodkid 41) Sweet home alabama – Lynyrd Skynyrd 42) We come running – Youngblood Hawke 43) Castaway – 5 seconds of summer 44) Higher – The score 45) Pacific Coast Highway – Two friends feat Max 46) Renegades – X Ambassadors 47) One day we’ll be old – Asaf Avidan 48) Summercat - Billie the vision & The Dancers 49) Trip the light – Alicia Kembe 50) Home – Edward Sharpe & The magnetic zeros 51) Eddie Vedder – Rise 52) Society – Eddie Vedder 53) Guaranteed – Eddie Vedder 54) Blowing in the wind – Bob Dylan 55) Wind of change – Scorpions 56) Midnight City – M83

 French: 

57) Caravane – Raphaël 58) Schengen – Raphaël 59) Sur la route – Gérard de Palmas 60) J’t’emmène au vent – Louise Attaque 61) Un jour j’irai à Nerw York avec toi – Téléphone 62) C’est la vie – Khaled 63) Nation – Tibz 64) Voyage en Italie – Lillicub 65) Les lumières dans la plaine – Mickey 3D 66) Liberta – Pep’s 67) Paris – Willy William 68) On dirait le sud – Nino Ferrer 69) Le présent d’abord – Forent Pagny 70) Emmenez-moi – Charles Aznavour 71) Dès que le vent soufflera – Renaud 72) Voyage voyage – Desireless 73) La maison bleue – Maxime le forestier 74) Tout le bonheur du monde - Sinsémilla  75) Santiago - Hugues Aufrey 

 Spanish: 

76) El mismo sol – Alvaro Soler 77) La bicicleta – Shakira 78) La Gozadera – Gente de zona 79) La la la – Shakira 80) We are one – Pitbull 81) Clandestino – Manu Chao 82) Vivir mi vida – Marc Anthony 83) El viaje - Antonio Orozco

 Portuguese: 

84) Selvagens a Procura de lei - Despedida 85) Planta e Raiz – Aquele lugar 86) Vamos fugir - Skank 87) A vida do viajante - Luiz Gonzaga 88) O sol -  Jota Quest 89) Além do horizonte - Jota Quest  90) Passageiro - Capital inicial

 Italian: 

91) Roma-Bangkok - Baby K 92) Tutti vogliono viaggiare in prima -  Ligabue 93) Certe notti -  Ligabue 94) 883 - Nord, Sud, Ovest, Est 95) Viaggio - Piero Pelù 96) Il peso della valigia - Ligabue 97) Il mio giorno più bello nel mondo - Francesco Renga 98) Modena City Ramblers - La strata

 Greek: 

99) Mantissa – Marina Satti 100) To tragoudi ton gyfton – Eleni Vitali

The media usually doesn’t show happy Muslim Black family. Let’s break this rule!

This is so precious. I wanna cry.

study

cool space

IM THIS PETTY

Me as a talkshow host

Might as well Jump on this meme. Send it to your lover. Harambe lives everytime you get laid.

Happy Valentine’s Day Guys! Let’s spread the love with one of my first crappy edits with a dead meme. Yall are my HaramBAE. 

self confidence level: kelso

this song is so good omg

today i saw a guy dressed in a green santa suit and all i could think was “it’s santa’s brother, luigi”

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

Couldn’t risk it.

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT