all the 9 to 5ers scrolling through tumblr at 7am like we're reading the morning paper. raising our coffee cups in greeting by reblogging each others posts.
yeah what's up man im just walking on my hands and knees through the desert repenting rn. wait what's that? are you kidding me?
Evil pencil better
Anonymous asked:
Say ur name but put “is” in between “pen” and “official” 😈
evilpen-is-official
just wanted to ask, do you guys have a discord server or something of that sort for fellow saw fans to get together and talk saw?
there's a private discord for the mods, but no public shittysawtraps discord. is that something people would be interested in?
Concept: a mermaid who collects human artifacts, but, like, exclusively objects that humans have dramatically cast into the sea in moments of high emotion, catharsis, or personal revelation. Each item is carefully mounted above a little index card that outlines the circumstances of its hurling in terse, clinical prose.
How many outdated cellphones does she have from businessmen who realize that Family is more important?
Fewer than you’d think. For a variety of fascinating demographic and cultural reasons, importance-of-family cell phones are considerably more likely to be hurled into lakes than oceans. She’s co-authored a paper on the subject that’s due to be published next month.
guy who takes off his binder like this
i forgot the picture guy who takes off his binder like this
whales aren't special jsur because they eat krill. if you put me underwater at great depths and held my mouth open i would probably swallow lots of things.
Show this to your friends who don't know Pikmin to confuse them.
Bishop part 2
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Big brain ppl know that Raph curses himself, and is only strict about the others doing it.
hey guys we’re almost to 0 followers thank you so much everyone
Anonymous asked:
hi the mausarchive blog belongs to mauswife, who is a transphobe
ugh yeah i went and checked and there's some terf shit on there. thanks. here's the post if anyone else wants to delete it and/or block
get yourself a man who crumples like a soggy piece of paper
just folds over and sobs
paper mache type guy
Sometimes you have to keep your girlfriend up to date on what youre gonna do to your skrunklies <3
*forgets which letter the autopsy incision is supposed to look like and starts cutting a big 'L' into the cadaver's chest*
omg you guys stoppppp we're going to get our medical licenses revoked 🤭
Anonymous asked:
Boy do I have a STORY to tell you about today
I was doing my thing, vibing, dancing even in the school cafeteria before class started and this big group formed a hype ring around me
People hyping me up, whole cafeteria looking at me, people with their phones out to record me presumably, this is relatively normal when I dance at school outside of class hours but still
After I finished tons of people clapping and whatanot, then to my surprise, people started asking me for autographs and I didn't know what to do so I just got out a pen and people had me sign their arms, one girl had me sign her PHONE CASE
I sent a thing out to the school snap story about my confusion and general shock, and TWENTY FIVE PEOPLE friended me
I am currently home an hour and a half early because I was so anxious and got my parents to call me out
Anyway, it's somewhat exciting but also when you have clinical anxiety it's a fucking horror story
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Dude you are the coolest person I’ve never met
