Krysta🐱

if you have me blocked consider my goons en route

His yucky face is my favourite thing ever

Spiders collect air to make an underwater habitat | source

tiktok is such an awful app, it's almost designed to feed you misinformation and expose you to insane discourse. unlike beloved tumblr, the app that feeds me misinformation and exposes me to insane discourse

their cursed app chooses the misinformation and insane discourse for you by the algorithm. our blessed site lets us choose which misinformation and insane discourse we want to see ourselves.

might fuck around and drink the daily recommended amount of water

i have to pee

~ zone out!

~ daydream about being somewhere else!

~ listen to unreleased ldr!

~ cut your hair and then cry about it later!

~ listen to sad songs!

~ read a book about a girl just like you!

~ shamelessly sleep till 4pm!

~ exercise till your legs go numb!

~ cry in freshly done makeup!

~ obsess over fictional men!

~ obsess over men who are twice your age!

~ bite the inside of your cheeks!

~ look in the mirror and sigh!

~ scream “why why why”!

(this is ironic i am not encouraging these things i swear)

- welcome to our native bee garden! over there you can see leafcutter bees slicing leaves to line their nests, and that’s a carpenter bee hard at work chewing a tunnel for her larvae!

- oh, what’s that little green one?

- that’s a swear bee!

- don’t you mean sweat bee?

[Bee]: fuck!