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@loveyourcrocs

you call that ass your own, we call that silicone
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captcrieff

im laughing so hard omfg it’s like walking down the unflavored oatmeal aisle

I CAN T TELL WHO IS WHO LMAO

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THE CAR SMOKES WEED!!!!! DAMNN HE SMOKES WEED HE IS HIGH!!!!! THE CAR THAT IS FROM THE 60S IS SMOKING WEED!!!!!!! MARI-FUCKING-JUANA !!!!! WEED !!!!!!! HE SMOKES IT!

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Happy Birthday Tom Hardy!

“I’m very sensitive. Because my mum was my primary emotional caregiver growing up, I found myself being pinned into dresses, darting her dresses, choosing her high heels for the evening or what to wear. I’m very much a mommy’s boy.“