Everything

tumblr is probably the best website because you can say things like “hey. dont cry. suck her sloppy saturday wednesday ok?” and everyone will be like yeah this expresses a coherent thought

The English 1.05: The Buffalo Gun

Timothy Olyphant for Nylon magazine September 2000

Fearne being petty about Guidance because Orym returned the spyglass is just too funny. Love that for her.

we need more toxic homoeroticism like what those boys in scream had going on

over coffee with my mom this morning: “sometimes we hesitate to invite people into our life because we feel like our space isn’t good enough yet. things are a little messy, or our place settings don’t match, or our situation isn’t quite what we want it to be. don’t let that stop you. invite people in anyway.”

Su alijo secreto

NO! NO! MY COLLECTION! NO!

A princess

Passed out at the cost of butter

Like a kid in a candy store

Still figuring out controls

horse playing in a fun kiddie pool it is splashing and having fun in the sun in a joyous manner

he kinda shy

WESLEY SNIPES as Blade in Blade (1998)

i had a dream that instead of cocaine bear they made a movie called meth horse

ok apparently meth gator is in the works but I personally think meth horse is much better and scarier

finally this fella gets a cinematic universe

I have no concept for the gravity of english curse words. cunt is like a daughter to me

cant stop thinking about this