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I have decided to write a story.
Pandora went down the drain.
Hannah: I don’t talk to guys Me: You talk to Micheal and Alex Hannah: Yeah, but that’s different Me: Why? They’re guys. They have dicks. My mornings ❤
You never hear anything bad in the news about Australia. Let's move there
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Americans use the Metric system when buying drugs because asking for a teaspoon of heroin is just embarrassing.
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REBLOG IF YOU HAVE STRETCHMARKS
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“High School is the best time of your life” must be the most discouraging thing most people have heard their parents tell them
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behind every girls selfie is approximately 48 nearly identical photos that just didn’t cut it.
4 followers bitchez!
It's not like he's even into me, it's like he's pretending, and threw pretending he's ended up needing me.
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innocent-asians
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Stoner Confession #197
One time I was so high that when we were playing Mario kart, it took me like 30 seconds to realize I was driving the wrong way..
This kills me cuz I do this sober
Even when boys aren't boys they are confusing and annoying.
My mom is 5387
So I was in the baby section at Walmart looking for something for a neighbor, since they just had a baby, when a man come up beside me and my mom. He looks down at my stomach, then smiling, he looks up at me and says, oh, is someone expecting? I don't think anything more awkward has ever happened to me.