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Living in Silicone. An unforeseen consequence of the industrial revolution. Adult toys. 18+

Here's a question for all you dong lovers out there: what is your Dream LMT toy? Is it a specific color that you just haven't seen us do yet, or are you waiting for a new size?

my replies don't work but can you tell me more about T causing prostate tissue growth???! that sounds amazing!

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holy shit that's so cool. i don't know why it's makin me cry but i'm cryin lol. like it's probably not going to make any difference sensation-wise, but just knowing it's probably there in me (after ten years on T) is so affirming.

The way that some of y'all talk about queer people that you think are weirder than you is fucking disgusting honestly

"We need to get these freaks and degenerates out of our community so that we can more effectively appeal to the moral sesibilities of people who hate us" I am going to beat you to death with a hammer

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Here we have some Sakura Cows for our next drop!

If you're new to Fantasy Grove, you may be wondering, what makes them cows? Well, cow pours have become trendy in the indie toy scene in the last year or so, and usually involve one color for the shaft, and a split base of a different color with spots on it. There are a bunch of ways to do cows, some also have drips, some folks pour the spots and others hand paint them. There have been some amazing cows from our fellow indies with hand painted bells, or themed after delicious chocolate and strawberry milkshakes.

We love to hand paint our cow spots and do some out of the box variations, like our lavender cow, which had a little painted lavender sprig. Or neopolitan cow with a chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry feathered marble shaft. And now there's this Sakura cow! With a soft lantern glow shaft, a delicate pale purple sky base, and hand painted pink spots and cherry blossom branches. Cows are a great pour variety that lets us be creative, while fitting in with a cute aesthetic that can be found from a bunch of indie shops and allows folks to curate a whole cow collection.

If you think cow pours are for you, these will be available Black Friday at 4pm EDT. Maybe they can be the start of your cow collection, or the newest addition to your growing herd!

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Ppl will be like “end the stigma around mental illness uwu” but still judge you if you’re unemployed or single or not completely self-sufficient or healthy or perfectly groomed or still live with parents and don’t see the hypocrisy in that whatsoever

Remember a few days ago I said I’d just flat out tell people “you are living in an abusive culture it has programmed you to fear and to deal in abuse and manipulation. You are becoming abusive too and you have time to stop.. why are you so angry and with whom are you really angry?” Remember when I said I’d try that?

It’s intense how well it has shut down every single MAGA, or troll, or just plain idiot at the grocers. They just…fall silent? It’s as if they can’t exactly make sense of what I’m saying but want to.

I highly encourage it. Turn on them with ultimate compassion, but not permissiveness. Experiment and tell me what happens. Im keen to know.

Remember all you lovelies from the twitter, to set your timemine to chronological in order to see all the posts from your favorite blogs. Everyone here did it as soon as they tried to bring an algorithm into things, and then forgot about it. The algorithm doesn't work, it's terrible, just go chronological.

"Ugh! Stupid sci fi movies that are like 'what if you had to pay to be alive?'. Um that's just being disabled! Selling literal minutes of your life as currency? That's just living under capitalism, idiot!"

My love. My dear. My precious baby bird. I am kissing you so gently on the forehead. Please listen to my words.

That is the point.

For the love of god, everyone, please learn the meaning of allegory, I'm dying here.

Dystopia does not predict the future, it criticizes the present

Ok! I have corrected or removed the listings that etsy had a problem with, and have sent in my appeal. With any luck, the shop will be restored shortly.