When we think of the “20’s”, we think of the 1920’s, but in a few years all the kids will refer to the 2020’s as “the 20s”.

Hide N Seek pt 3 

2008-07-13

My dog is too tiny for her bowl. where can i find a tiny bowl?

WHAT SIZE PUSSY YOU WEAR

*is left alone with my own thoughts* brain: welcome to hell

Today, I fucked up... by showing my dad Rise of the Planet of the Apes

I downloaded it for him and put it on a USB so he could watch it when he had some downtime. So he watched it tonight and when I got back in, I asked him what he thought.

“Really good, but quite confusing at times though, took quite a bit of effort to understand the direction but it wasn’t impossible”

I knew something wasn’t quite right. My dad is an intelligent man - he should be understanding this film with no problems whatsoever. I projected my disbelief to him -

“The plot is good, it’s a good film! I don’t know how that wasn’t apparent to you?!”

He replied: “It was just quite unclear at times with the dialogue, the script was definitely lacking, which was a shame because it could have been really good!”

I was still heavily confused - most people who have seen this film would agree it’s engaging and exciting. I could not see what the problem was.

I took the USB stick back and plugged it into my laptop and I decided to watch it again for the hell of it.

Then I realised.

The download didn’t have hardcoded subtitles.

The man literally sat there watching apes grunt at eachother for the best part of 2 hours without a fucking clue what they were saying.

you've heard of panic! at the disco, now get ready for

relax. at the country club

sugar daddy: good news doctor says I’m gonna live for another 15 years 

me: 

“The magic man.”

Young person: See this man? He’s a magic man. He’s gonna touch this hot fire!

Old man: [touches the fake “burning” log]

Young man: Oh man, he’s the magic man.

the old man’s smile is so heartwarming he is so ready to be a part of this vine i love this

me