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Yea, they also got upset at me when I first got into Call of Duty Zombies, and I was posting about Richtofen. They made one of those vague posts or whatever they’re called like “NOT one of my mutuals simping for a nazi…” … Despite the fact that Richtofen isn’t a nazi?? There’s plenty of evidence I was more than willing to bring to the table, but they brushed the whole thing off and just told me to tw any posts with him…

I did, for a time, but my interests eventually shifted back to roleplaying a bit, and they fucking confronted me in the middle of a roleplay thread- NOT EVEN ME, THEY FUCKING CONFRONTED MY RP PARTNER- “How does it FEEL knowing you’re talking all cutesy with a NAZI?!?! How can you just support that so shamelessly?!?!”

I straight up said, “dude, if you don’t like, just fucking block me. It’s not that hard” and then they still threw a tantrum before they blocked me

That was the straw that broke my back to drop Twitter forever, that shit was NOT worth it

Friend of Fruity here.

"told me to tw any posts with him..."

>>never happened

All that happened was he blocked you because you started a roleplay thread for a n*zi character.

You literally apologized for roleplaying n*zis, why retract your statement now? Two-faced. Admit you know he's a n*zi. You said it yourself. There's literally screenshots still publicly available on twitter just researching it.

Fruity has every right to be upset that someone he trusted roleplays as a n*zi on twitter with other n*zi characters, he's german and people like you make it worse.

Block me all you like, we have the proof.

Also, they replied to YOU, not your partner.

Again, shamelessly lying.

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Northern Lights by Carolina Eyck

(It may have gone unnoticed by some at first, but it’s definitely in there. It’s apparently morse code of . . . - - - . . . that translates to an SOS signal. This is the isolated audio of it, but the placement and style of each signal in the tracks themselves are quite telling of the characters.)

Vah Ruta: SOS comes in immediately and is quite loud. Mipha is the most pacifistic of the Champions and would have been the first one to call for help. She’s also more a healer than a fighter and probably stood the least chance of defeating her Blight. She was likely the most terrified in their situation.

Vah Rudania: SOS also comes in immediately but is fainter than in Vah Ruta. Alongside being the least technology-inclined champion, Daruk has a strong sense of family and protection. He likely projected his fainter than the rest as he didn’t want to worry the others.

Vah Naboris: The theme starts out with a jolt of piano keys, followed by the faintest SOS of the four. Urbosa is very proud and, like most Gerudo, was very battle-inclined. Combining that with her Fury means she likely would have lasted longer in her fight and not sent out the SOS immediately. My idea is that Thunderblight was too fast for her and overwhelmed her. She would have been strong enough to defeat it otherwise, and the faint SOS was her attempt to send it as she bled out.

Vah Medoh: Although coming later into the theme than the others, this SOS is most prominent and the fastest. Revali likely lasted the longest in his fight and his prideful nature meant he thought calling for help was underneath him. But he even he was overwhelmed and eventually swallowed his pride to send the message. A comment I read explained it the best. “Revali’s call was rushed. It was frantic and panicked. It was a call only someone who knew they were going to die would make”

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My eyes just aren’t sure how.

These are called RGB dispersion prisms

you can buy them here…

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“The fearsome roar of Tyrannosaurus Rex as portrayed in film has left many a cinema-goer quaking in their seat.

But new research suggests the king of the dinosaurs made a far more sinister sound.

For a new BBC documentary, naturalist Chris Packham visited Julia Clarke, professor of Vertebrate Palaeontology at the University of Texas, to test out a the theory that dinosaurs actually sounded more like birds and reptiles, than today’s predatory mammals.” - Source

reblogging for later!

Okay, yeah, that is scary as FUCK, oh my god.

Oh yeah, that’s a sound that’ll haunt me. I mean they admit their science is far from conclusive, but that sound… yeah, if I heard that in an alley I’d start running like fuck.

https://youtu.be/cpipaUfcnmM you have to use headphones though otherwise you won’t be able to hear it, even with your sound turned way up

ever heard something and felt like a prey animal again? holy shit human ears were not meant to hear that

Credit: @mrnigelng

Fairy Fountain - 0uow

the mariner's revenge song has no business going as hard as it does but i can't argue with the logic that if you're going to spend 15 years plotting to fulfil your mother's last request that you avenge her by hunting down and murdering the man who ruined her life you might as well make it a banger

the mariner's mother: "find him, bind him, tie him to a pole and break his fingers to splinters, drag him to a hole until he wakes up, naked, clawing at the ceiling of his grave"

me:

in this house we stan al

Here’s the first half of slides from my comic class on Lettering! 

Rest of the slides: https://gingersnappish.tumblr.com/post/616487287636803584/the-rest-of-the-comic-lettering-slides-first

this is an extremely good joke format

I wish I knew how to play chess

for all of you guys that are writing fantasy and getting into fantasy cartography, i highly, highly recommend that you sit through artifexian’s youtube series on building realistic fantasy maps

he basically breaks down stuff like how to realistically place climate zones on a map, what they look like, how ocean currents work, how they affect things (like where your world’s fishing hubs and climates are going to be placed), where mountain ranges should go and how they affect climate, where your world’s metals (i.e. resource wealth) are going to be found, and on and on and on. it’s SUPER incredibly fucking helpful and really fleshes your world out in a whole new way

pick your fighter

the ‘$1000 to go to Hawaii’ bride, the ‘I bought a $99 polygraph on amazon’ lady, or the ‘why was $200 so huge’ birthday girl

a lot of people seem to be confused and think the hawaii bride and the polygraph lady are the same but they’re actually 2 separate people so here’s all 3 in one go

the “$1500 to go to hawaii” bride

Ms Polygraph Test

$200 birthday

bask in the unfiltered nonsense of it all

since someone mentioned this and I had forgotten, a last minute entry fighter: “Squire Sebastian” lady

New to the arena, Kristie and her surprise wedding

Y'all really gonna pass up childless millennial Disney Mom?

my FAVORITE angry facebook post of all time

its true and u should say it!

redd animal crossing doesnt even know if the art hes selling you is fake he literally just gets it from god knows where and is like “this looks sick” and then puts it on his boat

he doesn’t know what it’s called either. he’ll be like “check out this Proper Painting. This Fat Nuts Statue” and Blathers takes one look at it to tell you “that’s Michelangelo’s David. where did you get this” 

The best visual gag in any piece of media was the giant vault door concealing a normal-sized door in Portal 2

Actually the best joke of all time period was also in Portal 2 and it’s when Glados says “Well, this is the part where he kills us” and Wheatley follows up “Hello, this is the part where I kill you!” and the chapter card pops up reading “Chapter 9: The Part Where He Kills You” and then you unlock the achievement “The part where he kills you” and the achievement description reads “This is that part.”

Portal 2 is a fucking masterpiece for hundreds of reasons

people literally unironically using OLD ENGLISH in their narrative in RP to look sophisticated here on tumblr dot hell is truly the funniest thing i have ever seen come out of the roleplay community and the funniest thing i ever expect to see. old english. old fucking english. and lo, sasuke did drink from that CUP , && enjoy’d his beverage. you think i’m joking but i’m not. i’m fucking not. the random all caps bold words were one thing but i truly draw the line at seeing the word “ne'er” in a description in a coffee shop AU for a harem anime. i can’t parse it. i go apeshit. i cannot handle seeing the goddamn sherriff of nottingham writing naruto porn. it truly is not in me and i’m just fucking waiting for it to circle back to latin

happy 1 year to the post that slammed on the bicycle horn summoning signal for every clown within a 10 mile radius and sent them all honking into my notes with brilliant high school english insights like a herd of wildebeest trained specifically for carnival performances crossing the sahara