I wish there were some way to communicate my immune system that it doesn't need to react to mosquito bites anymore. Im lucky enough to live somewhere where we got rid of the worst mosquito diseases. It can relax. If the bites didn't itch at this point I wouldn't even care. Have some of my blood I'm not using all of it anyway,

Sitting in the genomics lab where I, you know, work as a scientist, and am being informed that in fact I am using most of my blood

Listen I'm not a bloodologist or anything but if I fall over and cut myself and bleed a lil bit and I don't die, I clearly don't need that blood so uh. Explain that athiests

Yeah I get that it's PREFERRABLE to keep ALL my blood inside of me but I'm saying it's not strictly NECESSARY

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OH MY GOD.

“I was 14, I didn’t know what I was doing.”

whaT THE FUCK

This woman deserves an oscar

same energy

A fan walked up to zachary levi and she kept hugging him and crying because he’s her hero and then he started crying

Protect this man at all costs.

+ bonus 😭

THERE’S A MOMENT IN SHAZAM WHERE YOU WILL REMEMBER THIS VIDEO

when yr adhd does the intense Anger thing n u gotta remind yr brain that u dont wanna throw yr phone full force at a wall

gentle reminder to myself and those it may concern that “obsess over it silently, completely frozen while you just fume for six hours” is also not a healthy solution

what do I do then?

in the words of one JJ Bittenbinder, throw yourself off your rhythm!

anxiety and anger are extremely persistent in ADHD because we fixate on that input and devote all our runtime to trying to “fix” it when in reality the only way to fix it is to leave it alone. considering we are diagnosed with Chronic Cannot Leave It Alone Disease, that is Difficult.

when you’re outside one of these loops, take inventory of all the things you do that suck you into devoting all your attention to them. when i was a kid, the way i avoided asthma attacks was i played video games while taking my meds, so i wouldn’t be fixating on the anxiety and making the asthma worse. nowadays, i avoid anger spirals by also playing video games (in my experience turn-based strategy is a hyperfocus superhighway so i use those) so i’m forced to divert resources to do this other thing.

joke’s on you, impotent fury, you can’t kidnap my brain if my brain is somewhere else entirely

STREET SMARTS

Me, at my brain trying to suck me into a spiral of self destructive rage:

A tall man who thinks being 6'4" is a personality: I’m 6'4" Me, leaving them on read:

Yeah but I haven’t needed a claw to reach the top shelf since I was 7 so stay mad about it shrimp

And I haven’t needed a 6'4" man since I got my reaching claw.

Went straight for their kneecaps on that one

We have to go for the kneecaps because we can’t reach any higher.

how lucky do two people have to be in order to fall for each other at exactly the right time in exactly the right way

Name a more iconic duo than my fear of abandonment and instinct to self isolate, I’ll wait

having cash is like having secret money. like whos gonna find out i’m buying tacos with this crisp $20 bill??? not my bank account, that’s for sure

remember when Aang was going to stand trial for a murder Kyoshi committed, and they found all this evidence that proved that Kyoshi couldn’t have done it, and it was all pretty solid that she shouldn’t have even been near the murder when it happened, and they were going to prove her and Aang’s innocence if they could just argue the defense, and then Kyoshi manifested during the trial and was like “nah, I killed that man” and peaced out, leaving Aang to get boiled alive just so she could take credit for it

Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith (2005) dir. George Lucas 

coreydorris backstage Working Boys rehearsal

Featuring:

1.) Jon’s Mariah Carey finger 2.) Robert’s concentration 3.) ‘Alright!’-Jeff 4.) Jeff’s eye shadow 5.) Darren

stop putting stem and arts majors against each other!! they are partners and they are in love!!

We gotta team up to fight the true enemy: