Pimpcess

ha. just kidding; fuck you

Why do my parents think they are so funny

Because they gave birth to a joke.

every girl deserves orgasms and pizza

Could go for both

more here

i hate those friendships that just end for no reason you just stop talking

if tumblr were to ever shut down:

such a powerful message

The tiniest snek.

i am pretty much 3% human and 97% stress